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It's OK. I'll let you have that one fault.

You can join my Friends Of Seattle group. Send all your money, there is never enough! (insert pictures of sad trees)
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You'd be amazed at the number of log truckers who also tune in. Then they exhibit their newly gained knowledge on some off the wall topic, like string theory? on the landing and CB.
 
Burning man got over with a couple weeks ago. So were are getting a major influx of "dirty tree huggers" here in Canyonville. All of them hitch hiking north on the 5.

A couple days ago I stopped to give a few of them a ride (in the bed of my truck only). I was heading north for a few hours and thought it was a nice thing to do. Welp, once them hippies saw my saws, cutting gear and the empty beer cans in the bed of my truck. The opted to find another ride. :msp_thumbsup

"I'm not stoppin again boys, you better get up on the side rails and aim for a fluffy tree"
 
If only they realized what they have done and how mankind suffer from the result of too much logging in the forest, maybe they turn into legal logging. Forest is a given nature that must be nurture and not to be abused, hope it 's not too late for them to discover before nature turns into them. Floods and climate change maybe prevented if all human cared for the environment and not just only for their own profit.

Listen, Flower;

You live in a home made of wood, and if not, then at least 30% of your home is wood. Cabinets, furniture, floors, doors, trim, etc.

You use wood every time you buy a $7 mocha-latte from starbucks, that cup isn't made of fairy skin.

You use wood when you use a pencil.

You use wood when you wipe yer arse.

You use wood when you read your tiger beat magazine.

You use wood when you get someone to buy you a 4 pack of wine coolers, the carton is not made of plastic.

You use wood every single time you roll a joint, you ignorant tool.

Wood is renewable, growing wood scrubs Co2 and gives off O2, and mature wood consumes O2.

Now, go back to World of Warcraft and let the adults have some peace.
 
But what about the people? You ARE NOT sending them back down here to live. Ever. We have border guards. It took us years to cull out most of the urban weirdos and get them to move to Seattle. We DON"T WANT THEM BACK! Please.

Hey now; that's just plan mean
 
Yup. But we like it. :laugh: We should have a new shipment ready to go right after our next earthquake. Find some room for them...they're not allowed back.

As long as they stay in Seattle it will be ok :D

You know I lived down in Cali in the mid 70's and early 80's; I went to school down there and couldn't wait to get back up here after I was done going to school - sorry I mean partying down there :)
 
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Ahhh, don't ban it. We could have fun.

I've started a campaign to Restore Seattle. I say send me money and I too can become a corporate environmentalist. I call my organization for now, Friends of Seattle.

My aim is to decommission all public roads, parking lots, parks in the Seattle area and restore it to the pre settlement of evil Europeans conditions. So, I'll need to turn it into wetlands and old growth. I'll relocate bears, wolves and other woodland creatures. I will insist that residents who stick it out comply with regulations like the Marbled Murrelet ones...from Aug. something to Sept. something NO NOISE or traffic until one hour after sunrise to one hour before sunset.

After all, I want to see a nice view from the sound. I don't like looking at that gigantic clearcut of a city.

You know the drill.

Donate today! Then I can buy another toy.

Patty, I'm with Bob. Please don't displace the Seattleites! If they can't go back to Cali and they can't live in Seattle that means they will scatter to the Rural areas! :eek2:

Besides on the rare occasion that I actually go to Seattle I see enough cross dressers and other weirdos to last several life times.

However I am for turning the bears and wolves loose on em! We have an over abundant supply of Longtails down my way, hmm... :hmm3grin2orange:

I like how all the bunny squeezin, tree camping, tree spiking, environmental wackos can't spell to save their lives. Just goes to show how dumb they are and doesn't help their case any.
 
Patty, I'm with Bob. Please don't displace the Seattleites! If they can't go back to Cali and they can't live in Seattle that means they will scatter to the Rural areas! :eek2:

Besides on the rare occasion that I actually go to Seattle I see enough cross dressers and other weirdos to last several life times.

However I am for turning the bears and wolves loose on em! We have an over abundant supply of Longtails down my way, hmm... :hmm3grin2orange:

I like how all the bunny squeezin, tree camping, tree spiking, environmental wackos can't spell to save their lives. Just goes to show how dumb they are and doesn't help their case any.

I don't know if the Seattle People would survive in the rural areas. No Starbucks!
 
I don't know if the Seattle People would survive in the rural areas. No Starbucks!

Well Aberdeen has a starbucks and Hoquiam has a couple Tulley's so they might be able to eek out an existence...

I'm not much of a coffee drinker but if I am havin a cup I prefer the local stands, there's usually one at every cardlock in the county, and the eye candy is pretty good too! :hmm3grin2orange:
 
Acid reflux?

No sir, I'm horribly allergic to it, a few weeks ago I had a half a cup full and had really swollen joints in my hands and feet for about two days. But, to get back on topic I think I need to round up John and Nate and go around loppin off hippie's ponytails with an axe :hmm3grin2orange:
 
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