Is Anyone Interested In Seeing How I Port A 372XP

[Metals406]

How do I knife-edge my connecting rod again? Can I make a new crankshaft out of an old fence post? Will the carburetor off my Wood Shark work on my 088?

I wanna sharp edge on that rod to cut through that dang boundary layer.

Lame! Everyone knows to smear mayo on you ports to lube the boundary layer! No cutting needed!

 

[Mastermind]

Muh motors are so bad ass that the boundary layer jumps outta the muffler, and knocks trees and **** down all around the saw.

 

[nmurph]

Well, mine are so bad, I don't even take them to the woods. The trees just fall over and limb and buck themselves when they see my truck pull into the woods. If I could just get it to stack itself I'd be happy with my saws.

 

[Mastermind]

My saws are dangerous. The squish bands will jump out and choke stock saws.

 

[Trx250r180]

 

[ncvarmint]

Hey randy
How much longer till you start taking orders again?
Trevor

 

[nmurph]

My saws are dangerous. The squish bands will jump out and choke stock saws.

Squish bands, how passe.

 

[Mastermind]

At least a month Trevor. Probably 6 weeks.

 

[ncvarmint]

Wow
You were behind huh

 

[Mastermind]

When I fell down the steps on ice, I knew I was in trouble before I hit the bottom.

 

[nmurph]

When I fell down the steps on ice, I knew I was in trouble before I hit the bottom.

Is that a metaphor for how busy you are, or was that something that really happened?

 

[Mastermind]

I had already hurt my back, but was getting better.

Then I slipped and fell down my back steps. Then it really hurted.

 

[Firewood Fanatic]

You need an apprentice.

I had already hurt my back, but was getting better.

Then I slipped and fell down my back steps. Then it really hurted.

 

[Mastermind]

My son in law Jon helps me.

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

My son in law Jon does most of my work.

Fixed that for ya...

 

[Mastermind]

True.

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

True.

You just look good (and sound funny) on the videos!

...or is that look funny and sound good?

 

[Mastermind]

Don't make me sic a squishy band on you.

 

[nmurph]

You just look good (and sound funny) on the videos!

...or is that look funny and sound good?

Says a guy from CT....talk about sounding funny...did you guys know the English alphabet actually has the letter "R" in it and it doesn't make the "AHHH" sound?

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

Don't make me sic a squishy band on you.

Don't make me sic 1fiddy on you...

Says a guy from CT....talk about sounding funny...did you guys know the English alphabet actually has the letter "R" in it and it doesn't make the "AHHH" sound?

I think you need a visit from 1fiddy and some of his snackies!