Is Arboristsite Going Down the Tubes?

[WOLF_RIVER_MIKE]

does the unemployment office asked if you bilked today, did you try to bilk today? have you ever put down, loafing owner/operator of "Dunnmanized" Husqvarna 3120 on a job application? how does one bilk?

 

[dbabcock]

Yes to all of the above. I sign the questionaire "Sgt. Bilko".

 

[Crofter]

The Unemployment Office never hounds me to return to work because they know the company will lay off at least three other men when I come back on line.

My one fault is excessive modesty,

Frankly speaking.

 

[Fish]

What kind of Brandy?

Haynes?

Kentucky Jelly? What flavor do you want? I am a distributor, after
all!

Are we all squabbling over much of nothing? I am sponsering, this
year, the Beaver Lake Revival. Where we can work out all of
these differences of opinions in the main channel. Leave the
saws at home, just bring your modified Beavers. The logroll/
tabledance competition is one that would be worthy of Doug's
photo skills.
To attend the revival, all you need is to bring money, and the
largest, nastiest Beaver you can find. We will have competitions
hourly, but leave the ***** saws at home. I have several
beer distributors that are interested in the "Beaver Games",
and they will throw some cash into it, as long as "Beavergirl"
will be there with her sliderule.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Fish, that's a great idea, here is one of our first contestants.
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver.
John

 

[Fish]

Mean-ness? I love you jerks, I could never be mean to you
pussies.

Well maybe a little, if the price is right.

 

[Gypo Logger]

I think we should invite Foamy as well.
John

 

[dbabcock]

Foam this, Zypo.

Fish,
My staple drink is Remy Martin XO, but if you provide a bottle of Remy Louis XIII, I will fly you to Clearwater and take care of your hotel. What the hey...I always provide the best for my fellow gang members.

 

[Fish]

Foamy was my nickname in High School. I never could get a
date for the prom.... But I digress.

Doug, I now see the reason for the high standards you bring to every post, because you demand it! As well I see you demand
high quality in your hooch and drinking buddies.
I will have to stay here, and guzzle my cheap grog,
and roll around in the mud, in this cold Kentucky rain....

I am disappointed in your recent avvaaataaaar though,
it is lacking something that your old one was chock full of. I
can't put my finger on it though, or hands.





Gotta go to work now. And work on "Chainsaws".




Fish has left the building

 

[user 2993]

Beaver What?

http://www.ilovebacon.com/081202/lick.jpg

 

[Gypo Logger]

I think Arborsite is going down the tubes.
John

 

[dbabcock]

For a while, I felt that AS was staging a recovery. The timeframe of these thoughts corresponded to the exact time that Putzo Logger was on the road in the US, ******* off. Now that he's apparently home ******* off, and posting again, AS has resumed it's dismal spiral into the depths once again.

I'm almost too depressed to type. Lately, I've found myself climbing around in trees, acting like a Rhesus monkey.

 

[Gypo Logger]

And why wouldnt you?

 

[EDMman]

Up & down like the stock market! I.M.O.O.

And why wouldn't it be?

 

[Tony Snyder]

Crofter hit the nail square on the head.

 

[Fish]

I wonder where the Babcock- Pox came from?

 

[dbabcock]

White Plains, NY.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Likeing that Husqvarna song, I recall recording it in Northern Saskatchewan at Swan Hills. We were into the Hooch and splifs and we could hear the Poplar growing. The Thompson Turkeys are so big there, you can see them fly off with full green garbage bags, then the Polar bears drop in for lunch.
John

 

[jokers]

Showing my ignorance, but what`s a splif? Is it something that I wouldn`t know about since I have been subject to random drug screening for the last 18 years?

Russ

 

[leweee]

down the tubes?

doug
love that avatar!!!
gypo
keep up the good work!!! and why wouldn't ya.