chuckwood
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Here's a motorcycle story for y'all. In the mid 70's I hired on with a small construction outfit building homes. I was an apprentice and got the usual amount of hazing and other crap you get in the blue collar world starting out. At the time I didn't have a car but I did have three motorcycles. I rode to work every day regardless of the weather. Whenever I'd enounter my boss or coworkers on the road morning or evening, I'd be sure and pass them at high speed making as much racket as possible and trying balance things out regarding the pecking order at work - I had to make sure everybody knew that my balls were as big as everybody elses, even if my building skills were still at beginner levels.
So after a couple months with this company, my boss asks me at the end of the day if he can ride my bike. Ordinarily, I never loaned out motorcycles, but this was my boss. I loved the guy despite his over the top macho disposition. He'd been a Cobra helicopter gunship pilot in 'nam, and I figured he'd be able to handle the bike just fine. So here he comes, no helmet, flying down the road and as he passes the driveway to the building site he loses his nerve in the curve, and instead of leaning the bike over some more to make the turn, he straightens it out and goes right off the road and into a big pile of fill dirt. The front end of the bike smacks into the dirt pile and boss goes over the handlebars head first into the soft dirt. His head is actually buried in the lose dirt - he's like a bug stuck on flypaper. We run down there fearing the worst, it was one of the more surrealistic experiences of my life. By the time we get to him, he's out of the dirt, looking somewhat dazed. He's blowing brown snot out of his nose and his face doesn't look too good either. But other than that, he's ok and now apologizing about wrecking the bike. The front forks are bent sideways a bit, tank dented up, turn signals broke, mirrors busted, but it starts up again. I get on it and it's still rideable. It shakes and wobbles because the front end is trashed, but I test it out and get it up to 30 mph. By now I'm getting more and more upset about the bike, and I insist on riding it home - boss insists I put the bike in the back of his pickup truck instead. We get into a argument and I ride home with boss following behind - I'm slow but I make it back on the crippled machine. Boss's wife is furious with him for what he did, and she said he came home with dirt in his hair, up his nose, and in his ears. He did break some ribs, but we were all back at work the next day anyhow, and I was given the boss's new F250 pickup to drive while my bike was in the shop.
Fast forward 40 years or so and I'm driving my 18 year old grandson to Nashville so he can purchase his dream car - a Nissan 350Z I think it was, it was a high performance two seater sports car that was very fast. While we're leaving for Nashville I show my grandson the spot beside the road where my boss wrecked my bike years ago, and I tell him the story. I also lecture him about being smart with high performance cars and staying safe. I tell him DON'T LET ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS DRIVE THIS CAR! Three or four days later I get a call from him at around midnite. His car is wrecked and can I come to Knoxville and pick him up at work? I blew up at him and yelled into the receiver - you've had this car just for a few days and you've already wrecked it! You stupid idiot what did I tell you! - yada yada yada - fill in the blanks. After my initial tirade I find out it was his boss driving the car. It was boss's birthday and boss figured that drifting this car around in the parking lot and showing off at the mall late at nite would be a nice birthday present for him. Instead the car left the road and got totaled in the woods and bushes. Grandson was in the passenger seat and got shook up pretty good. It was his first decent automobile wreck and he was very subdued. I couldn't hassle him about letting his boss drive his car - I'd done basically the very same thing many years ago.
So after a couple months with this company, my boss asks me at the end of the day if he can ride my bike. Ordinarily, I never loaned out motorcycles, but this was my boss. I loved the guy despite his over the top macho disposition. He'd been a Cobra helicopter gunship pilot in 'nam, and I figured he'd be able to handle the bike just fine. So here he comes, no helmet, flying down the road and as he passes the driveway to the building site he loses his nerve in the curve, and instead of leaning the bike over some more to make the turn, he straightens it out and goes right off the road and into a big pile of fill dirt. The front end of the bike smacks into the dirt pile and boss goes over the handlebars head first into the soft dirt. His head is actually buried in the lose dirt - he's like a bug stuck on flypaper. We run down there fearing the worst, it was one of the more surrealistic experiences of my life. By the time we get to him, he's out of the dirt, looking somewhat dazed. He's blowing brown snot out of his nose and his face doesn't look too good either. But other than that, he's ok and now apologizing about wrecking the bike. The front forks are bent sideways a bit, tank dented up, turn signals broke, mirrors busted, but it starts up again. I get on it and it's still rideable. It shakes and wobbles because the front end is trashed, but I test it out and get it up to 30 mph. By now I'm getting more and more upset about the bike, and I insist on riding it home - boss insists I put the bike in the back of his pickup truck instead. We get into a argument and I ride home with boss following behind - I'm slow but I make it back on the crippled machine. Boss's wife is furious with him for what he did, and she said he came home with dirt in his hair, up his nose, and in his ears. He did break some ribs, but we were all back at work the next day anyhow, and I was given the boss's new F250 pickup to drive while my bike was in the shop.
Fast forward 40 years or so and I'm driving my 18 year old grandson to Nashville so he can purchase his dream car - a Nissan 350Z I think it was, it was a high performance two seater sports car that was very fast. While we're leaving for Nashville I show my grandson the spot beside the road where my boss wrecked my bike years ago, and I tell him the story. I also lecture him about being smart with high performance cars and staying safe. I tell him DON'T LET ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS DRIVE THIS CAR! Three or four days later I get a call from him at around midnite. His car is wrecked and can I come to Knoxville and pick him up at work? I blew up at him and yelled into the receiver - you've had this car just for a few days and you've already wrecked it! You stupid idiot what did I tell you! - yada yada yada - fill in the blanks. After my initial tirade I find out it was his boss driving the car. It was boss's birthday and boss figured that drifting this car around in the parking lot and showing off at the mall late at nite would be a nice birthday present for him. Instead the car left the road and got totaled in the woods and bushes. Grandson was in the passenger seat and got shook up pretty good. It was his first decent automobile wreck and he was very subdued. I couldn't hassle him about letting his boss drive his car - I'd done basically the very same thing many years ago.