Memo: Cursing at Work

[Stihl Does It]

:censored: hilarious post!

 

[big daddio]

I would try some of those, but i have a fear of being sent to the funny farm.

 

[mercer_me]

I found them to be pritty funny.

 

[wvlogger]

:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

 

[madhatte]

The refresher course is boring as hell. But got that and the pack test out of the way, for another year.

Ughh. Gotta do that myself pretty soon. S-234 this next couple of weekends so it'll be awhile. We had our first (very small) fire today. Yep, it's that time of year again. I was behind the saw all day clearing firebreaks. Oh! And we just got a couple of new seasonals. Don't know their sense of humor yet. Might oughta want to follow those rules there!

 

[JAM]

That'll go well with the "sensitivity training" we had recently.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[slowp]

I have already used them. Instead of calling a back stabbing weasel chicken excrement, I suggested that he could at least converse with the person he was talking about prior to expressing his accusations via e-mail to everybody else. I really really wanted to throw things and kick and stomp him. Diplomacy...it's not for everyone. And it isn't as satisfying.

 

[mile9socounty]

Diplomacy...it's not for everyone. And it isn't as satisfying.

Sometimes you just have to let it rip and cut into someone. Without apologizes later naturally.

 

[mile9socounty]

Oh digging up bones. I'm digging up bones. What else was I suppose to do? I was talking about this about a months ago and couldn't find the paper. So here I sit all broken hearted, drinking and digging up bones. :msp_biggrin:

 

[TreeGuyHR]

OK, I'll try making on up:

Perhaps if you withdrew the capitate end of your body from the terminus of your gastrointestinal tract, you could avoid treading on your phallus.

No, it just doesn't have that snap....:msp_biggrin:

 

[mile9socounty]

No sir it doesn't. Good effort on trying though.

 

[4x4American]

Oh digging up bones. I'm digging up bones. What else was I suppose to do? I was talking about this about a months ago and couldn't find the paper. So here I sit all broken hearted, drinking and digging up bones. :msp_biggrin:

Im real glad you dug this one up...was a funny post

 

[4x4American]

still is for that matter

 

[Rounder]

Cursing at work...

-If you catch a glimpse of a bright orange forester, curse like a complete lunatic while continuing to slam trees....keeps them away. Do not for any reason shut your saw off or quit cursing, this will only encourage them.

-If you know the big boss is lurking around, angrily curse like a complete wack-job. This will discourage him from coming into your strip for fear that you will quit. Throw your saw/hardhat, what ever it takes to look like a complete, raving lunatic.


Works great.....Tomorow's game plan anyhow

 

[madhatte]

-If you catch a glimpse of a bright orange forester, curse like a complete lunatic while continuing to slam trees....keeps them away. Do not for any reason shut your saw off or quit cursing, this will only encourage them.

I wear a ratty green vest and a tin hat. Not a fan of orange. Go ahead and keep the saw running; I'm listening to see if I can guess what work you've had done to it. Watchin' your chips, too, to see if that's why you're cussin'. Mostly I'm watching the canopy open up and imagining the stand in 50 years. Loggers and foresters keep each other in business. No need for antagonism -- let's all save that for the bunny-huggers and fish-ticklers. OOPS -- did I say that out loud?

 

[northmanlogging]

Fish ticklers... I knew there was something funny in the water down there...

 

[TreeGuyHR]

Fish ticklers... I knew there was something funny in the water down there...

Right. And the fish ticklers use a battery powered wand... while wearing a rubber mask

 

[madhatte]

Right. And the fish ticklers use a battery powered wand... while wearing a rubber mask

They are a strange breed.

(quoth he, vaguely aware of uttering an understatement)

 

[Furious]

As a full time Correctional Officer first and a part time wanna be logger second, I have to say, anyone who laughs at that letter is the kinda person I want to have a beer with!!!!!!!

 

[AndrewGeib]

Great

I'm so guilty of talking like that Lol, it's just too funny when you read it