ok ok....you missed us...admit it..

[Dennis]

Hey all...ya...the silly Canadians havent been keeping you occupied so you are making stuff up about chainsaws...here we go...

Who wants to be the first to try??? The Gator pond will be set up for the Revival..cept Lambert is the Gator...(like you expected anything less)

 

[Dennis]

hey..ok ok...how about this?

 

[YUKON 659]

Hey Dennis, good to have you back. Yea we do miss your crazy canadian humor....or at least I do. I just have to be able to tell the difference between the humor and the serious stuff.....ya no what I mean????? Still working on getting the 346, if I do, I still what the modified muffler!!!!!
yukon

 

[sedanman]

How soon they forget! Dennis, look at the "husky 385" post , you've been in the woods too long! While you were in there did you see that Lambert fellow? That name seems to ring a bell or two also.

 

[Dennis]

Sedan...ya I have been out of the loop a bit...never saw that 385 thread till tonight...just dont have time sometimes to read everything....Lambert is gone to the Yukon..and i havent heard from him in about a week...man its been quiet..

Yukon...what humor? everything I say is true

 

[Fish]

Missed you? Who are you again??
The people around here have been wound a little
tight here lately. Fighting over things like how to
pronounce Stihl, or is the 029 a good saw or not.
Like all they ever do is talk about Stihl anymore.
When does your snow melt up there? It was in
the 70's here today, don't know what that is in
Celsius. Don't even know if you go by Celsius
up there.

 

[Dennis]

Fish...lol..come here and give me a hug....lmao...
hmm..I am not sure what our weather is in...usually it is either "snowing" or "not snowing".....that is our thermometer..
I spent the day up at Sun Peaks today snowboarding...was about -5...is that close to 70? It was darn near t shirt weather...

 

[Dennis]

more fun at our expense...

Ok..so I stole this from Timber Tramps....whatever...

The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

50 above - New Yorkers turn off the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold'nuff for ya, eh?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Canucks win the Stanley Cup.

 

[Dennis]

more canadian humour...

stole this from John off Timber Tramps....

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

 

[Dennis]

just one more theft from TT

US Condom Factory Blows Up


President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien.

Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton.

"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE' on each one."

 

[rbtree]

Holy *rap, you are a barrel of pertinent information this morning, ya bum!

Clinton swore off cigars?...


...



When i was 14, we immigrated from Arkansas to igloo country, ~ mid January, specifically Shawnigan Lake, in JW's back yard.
I had just been blown away to see green grass under the 18 inches of snow, when, come early April, my new friends threw me in the lake, said put on these planks, threw me a rope, and gunned the motor on the outboard. It was so frikkin' cold, that I stood right up when they punched the throttle!!!

and started throwin' huge rooster tails shortly therafter.

Never did one plank the water, guess I was smart, eh. What the heck good is one?