MikeInParadise
ArboristSite Guru
One upon a time in chainsaw land there was a poor family of chainsaws that were worked very hard.
The boys wanted to go to the lumberjacks ball but they felt that they were too dirty and felt that they needed new clothes in order to pickup all the best Husky girls.
They complained to their owner who continually ignored them and just told them to go back to work after a quick shot of compressed air to get the gunk off of them.
The owner felt guilty about the mismatched shape of the boys after seeing all of the evil fanatics on AS who doted on their chainsaw children. The fanatics cherised their saws and kept them nice and clean.
Then thanks to the blessing of the sawchip fairy(daughter of the noodle god) he stumbled on a deal on ebay and purchased 4 brand new Oregon Bars and chains for a total of $59.00 include shipping. A deal that must be snapped up.
He waited on the postal gods to deliver the new outfits not telling the chainsaw children and on Valentines day his wait was over.
He had far too much time on his hands so he got out the cleaner and the elbow grease (which is usually in short supply) and lathered up and cleaned the boys ignoring all the gunk blown back in face while using compressed air.
Now rumor had it that there was a matching set of very cute Husky triplets going to the lumber jack ball in matching outfits.
In hopes of wooing the cute huskies and possibly producing some fine Dolmar offspring with the best traits of both parent their owner dressed them in matching outfits.
but atlas it was not to be as the Gods of weather blanketed the east in snow and the ball was canceled.
To the dismay of the boys the owner told them to get their old clothes back on and to get back to work!
The boys wanted to go to the lumberjacks ball but they felt that they were too dirty and felt that they needed new clothes in order to pickup all the best Husky girls.
They complained to their owner who continually ignored them and just told them to go back to work after a quick shot of compressed air to get the gunk off of them.
The owner felt guilty about the mismatched shape of the boys after seeing all of the evil fanatics on AS who doted on their chainsaw children. The fanatics cherised their saws and kept them nice and clean.
Then thanks to the blessing of the sawchip fairy(daughter of the noodle god) he stumbled on a deal on ebay and purchased 4 brand new Oregon Bars and chains for a total of $59.00 include shipping. A deal that must be snapped up.
He waited on the postal gods to deliver the new outfits not telling the chainsaw children and on Valentines day his wait was over.
He had far too much time on his hands so he got out the cleaner and the elbow grease (which is usually in short supply) and lathered up and cleaned the boys ignoring all the gunk blown back in face while using compressed air.
Now rumor had it that there was a matching set of very cute Husky triplets going to the lumber jack ball in matching outfits.
In hopes of wooing the cute huskies and possibly producing some fine Dolmar offspring with the best traits of both parent their owner dressed them in matching outfits.
but atlas it was not to be as the Gods of weather blanketed the east in snow and the ball was canceled.
To the dismay of the boys the owner told them to get their old clothes back on and to get back to work!
I love it! :hmm3grin2orange:
