Couple of weeks ago pal Joe calls and says he's arranged for the processor operator to do up a bit of firewood for him out where they are hauling from and he needs a hand to load his pickup and bring the wood home.
"Sure," says I. "See you soon."
Here is what we found when we arrived at the show.
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We loaded two loads of rounds and hauled them to Joe's place. Note the weather and it was dryer than a popcorn fart too.
The next day we took mauls, axes and splitting wedges to quarter the rounds in order to load them more easily. It was still hot as could be.
We took two loads again.
The processor makes cutting a pile like this easy as pie, but we were astonished at the logs he cut to make firewood, given there was lots of scruffier wood available at a quick glance. Apparently the operator likes Joe, who drives logging truck, so he picked good wood for him.
Here's the processor.
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The next day we added two bodies to the crew and finished off the pile of rounds, splitting them all by hand before loading them up.
Here's what we ended up with in Joe's yard.
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After splitting it further and stacking it in the shed we deduced we had a bit over three cords.
And not a single chainsaw involved.
You guys must be Luddites.
(Just a joke on a chainsaw forum.)
Take care.