I figured facial hair but less of it!
*snort* people around here and in town call me mountain man, boss calls me wooly bugger...and this isn't even a big one, had some real decent ones before, at least equal to duck dynasty dudes...
I've had a beard like since as soon as I could grow one, minus a couple sales jobs I had.
School always made me shave though...never could beat that, but finally got them to drop the dress code...that took some work and "political activism", hahahahahaha
Boss wants me to shave, bugging me, finally one day I go, "OK, I'll shave like when I was a salesman making serious loot, how much more money do I make"?
He slowed down bugging me about it....
I cut it off short twice a year (same with my hair), once in the spring and I throw it around the yard and the birds grab it to make nests (really, it happens, I think it's neat...) then sometime soon around the winter holidays.