I'll start. I've got two tibetan terriers. They slept on my new couch for most the day.
Lazy bastards.Update: they have now moved off my couch and are settling into my bed for the evening.
Here's what my goats did today. DEY TOOK ER JEEEEEERBS!!!!
Need to teach them how to run a saw. Looks like they would be awesome climbers. Work cheap too.
Is that why you said when you realized you had been robbed .... You mother ****ers ate all the ****ing burgers ! That priceless man , I buddies dog took a huge bite out of his daughters 1st birthday cake , ****ing jumped up on the edge of the table and took about a fist sized nite right out of the side , promptly go diarrhea an **** all over the BurberThe dogs slept all day. Probably a food coma from eating all my f*****g burgers yesterday.
Tinsel? Yeah right just admit it ate your anal beadsMy dog ate about 4 ft of tinsel off the Xmas tree , 4 days later he's running around the yard with a 2 ft streamer hanging out his ass so I chased him around and stomped on the end and used his momentum to dislodge the other 2 ft , he cried for quite some time after that
Is that why you said when you realized you had been robbed .... You mother ****ers ate all the ****ing burgers ! That priceless man , I buddies dog took a huge bite out of his daughters 1st birthday cake , ****ing jumped up on the edge of the table and took about a fist sized nite right out of the side , promptly go diarrhea an **** all over the Burber
My dog ate about 4 ft of tinsel off the Xmas tree , 4 days later he's running around the yard with a 2 ft streamer hanging out his ass so I chased him around and stomped on the end and used his momentum to dislodge the other 2 ft , he cried for quite some time after that
My sisters dog ate a 2lb block of butter and puked butter for 3 days
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