whadga dog do today

[Toddppm]

Today my dog stayed home. Meanwhile at the small town spring festival we went to of all the jackasses who brought their dogs...3 out of 4 were .....yep, Pit Bulls, brilliant!

 

[Toddppm]

Luckily I didn't have to go Ninja Dan Dog Warrior on any of them.

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

Luckily I didn't have to go Ninja Dan Dog Warrior on any of them.

Yes, lucky fer them!

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

Puppy dogs
smell like ****
they go outside
and roll in it

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

I would have my dog smoosh his snout into the ass cracks of pretty girls then be like, " Oh I'm so sorry, what's yer number?"

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

Once or twice my dog would disappear for days. What happened was that there was some girl I had met at party but she left so my dog would follow her home, camp out on her lawn and make her bring him back to my place. He, himself, was always running off to get laid.

 

[Brendon Phillips]

Puppy dogs
smell like ****
they go outside
and roll in it

That's awfully close to a Haiku. You should write dog fighting poetry.

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

That's awfully close to a Haiku. You should write dog fighting poetry.

Puppy dogs lick their balls
Its the thing to do
And when they are done
They lick you

 

[treeclimber101]

I open mouth kiss my dog right after she licks her vagina and the other dogs vagina it's just how we bond !

 

[KenJax Tree]

I open mouth kiss my dog right after she licks her vagina and the other dogs vagina it's just how we bond !

Lol Eddie you need help you sick f*****.


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[Zale]

Wife took the dog to the Vet today. About choked when she told me how much. Praying for a good hurricane season.

 

[Brendon Phillips]

Yeah, I was promised a hurricane in VA last year. I feel lied to.

 

[Zale]

Vet called and said my dog is diabetic. Anyone every dealt with this?

 

[Zale]

Giving the dog insulin 2x a day. Trying to teach him how to do it himself but he can't hit a vein worth Sh#t. If his quality of life doesn't drastically improve we've all seen Old Yeller.

 

[Brendon Phillips]

Giving the dog insulin 2x a day. Trying to teach him how to do it himself but he can't hit a vein worth Sh#t. If his quality of life doesn't drastically improve we've all seen Old Yeller.

Aw that sucks. Dealing with dog problems is always difficult. I had to have a dog put down when I was a kid and I think it scarred me for life.

 

[treeclimber101]

what they do everyday ..... Not a single ****ing thing

 

[Brendon Phillips]

Mines watching M.A.S.H.

 

[treeclimber101]

xs. 2

 

[treeclimber101]

nite nite

 

[Brendon Phillips]

My son is waving a flashlight around and my retarded German Shepherd is chasing it around like a 100 lb cat. He doesn't like things overhead. He snatched my rc helicopter from the air and crushed it.