whadja do today?

[treeclimber101]

Best one is the door opens and a Chinese guy is standing in his undies with a chubby and he's like what can I do for you ... In my head I'm like take care of your boner but I said your wife set a time up to look at some trees and he's like she's not here and I have no idea then some little Chinese baby runs past and is completely naked and I wanna call the cops but I'm like please god take me now and I just run to the truck with my arms to my side dangling like there broke truck won't start fast enough to erase the thought so what's going on in that joint !

 

[mckeetree]

I got a hair cut.
Jeff

Wow!

 

[mckeetree]

Then you get there to do the work and the husband/ wife grills you on what she had no idea about paying and what your doing and how long it will take . I am usually pretty fed up by then and just start to put the crap back into the truck to just call it a day ...

I don't f*** with those type people anymore. I completely swore off of that stupid s### over eight years ago. In fact, had this ignorant c*** start that goofy business with me just yesterday. I told her "Hey, forget it, forget it. Shut up and lose my number."

 

[treeclimber101]

That's how my Friday was I got there met the husband and he's like 600.00 for that I'm like see ya I don't want to mess with a sycamore anyway and he was goin on and on about it

 

[KenJax Tree]

Tell her to schit or get off the pot.

Scheduled an est mid week on Wm. Howard Taft, a row of multi million dollah mansions overlooking the riv. Showed exactly at 10 am on time. Climb the giant front door steps and ring, then I bang the knocker. Nothing. Find a hidden door under the steps and ...same procedure...nothing. The house right next door is the one "Rain Man" with Dustin Hoffman was filmed at. The next mansion I worked a lot on years ago. So I go home and call the beotch and she answers the phone and says we can schedule another time if her husband doesn't answer the phone # she gave me....

man it tough sometimes being the "tree guy to the stars"......

We did some trimming at Kid Rock's house a few years ago when he was dating Pam Andedson....he wasn't there but she was and was outside all day......talk about distracting ( o Y o )

 

[treevet]

I got a hair cut.
Jeff

just went to Great Clips for a haircut. Too crowded so I went to the next farthest one away and it was packed but one seat open so I sat down to check it out. About 6 Mexican kids and 4 or 5 blonde little kids and most looked like they had already been buzzed. I decide to wait it out but no one comes to the register. I hear a funny noise from an older lady next to me but I dismiss it.

Girl comes out to get paid and I ask her if I can put my name in so I don't get aced out by someone just coming in. She seems put off by this but takes my name. I sit back down and guy walks in and says you seem real crowded what is the wait time. She says a lot of people put their name in and left and may come back, and some are on line registered so little over an hour. I decide to say **** it and leave.

With that the lady next to me rips off a huge fahrt. Now I am sure what the noise was before. I had already decided to leave but I mildly considered staying to not hurt her feelings as I could see she was nervous. So now I am actually considering staying BECAUSE someone fahrted.

 

[jefflovstrom]

Mine cost $6 and been going there for years in Oceanside,,a lot of marines from Camp Pendleton go there,
Jeff

 

[mckeetree]

Mine cost $6 and been going there for years in Oceanside,,a lot of marines from Camp Pendleton go there,
Jeff

I remember when I first started paying for my own haircuts they were $2. That must have been around 1973.

 

[mckeetree]

With that the lady next to me rips off a huge fahrt. Now I am sure what the noise was before. I had already decided to leave but I mildly considered staying to not hurt her feelings as I could see she was nervous. So now I am actually considering staying BECAUSE someone fahrted.

This big fat Mexican girl about 25 years old farted near me in the grocery store a couple days ago. Lord 'O Misery that was some serious stench. Really past description. Let me tell you something...you wouldn't have stayed in that situation. I put some quick distance between me and that deal.

 

[tree MDS]

Good god am I bored. I know it's bad when I'm actually (almost) looking forward to pruning a good sized pin oak tomorrow. Got a feeling this thing is gonna be evil!! Too thick to do much with the bucket.

 

[jefflovstrom]

Good god am I bored. I know it's bad when I'm actually (almost) looking forward to pruning a good sized pin oak tomorrow. Got a feeling this thing is gonna be evil!! Too thick to do much with the bucket.

Uh? oak prune with a bucket??
How old are you?
Jeffr

 

[no tree to big]

I prune crabs with a bucket what's it to ya

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[tree MDS]

Uh? oak prune with a bucket??
How old are you?
Jeffr

Lots of red oaks here have an open enough structure to prune with a bucket. So yes, jeffr.

 

[mckeetree]

Lots of red oaks here have an open enough structure to prune with a bucket. So yes, jeffr.

We prune oaks with bucket sometimes. What is the problem with it?

 

[dbl612]

I trimmed the trees along Ivan Lendl's driveway last year (talk about a cheap bastard). Can I call myself "tree guy to the stars" too!?? Pretty, please!!?? Lol

you got to stand in line to hate that sob. he's screwed every contractor that worked for him. thinks is a privilege to work for him.

 

[tree MDS]

you got to stand in line to hate that sob. he's screwed every contractor that worked for him. thinks is a privilege to work for him.

Oh, I'm sure. I got paid, but they sure took their sweet time. The caretaker is the one that apparently gets stuck doing all the dirty work (think henchman). Never again. I've seen what they got going on up there first hand. Some of the daughters ain't looking too bad from what I could see though. Lol.

 

[tree MDS]

We prune oaks with bucket sometimes. What is the problem with it?

Not sure. I think the smog and gays are getting to Jeff again maybe.

 

[Zale]

Must be something in the air. I also got a haircut.

Working for the rich and famous can be a pain, no doubt. I can't reveal names but I work for an owner of a professional football team located in the Washington, D.C. area. If you were on the property, you had to hand over your driver license to security and wear a ID badge at all times. Not a fun place to work.

 

[Brendon Phillips]

I got a haircut yesterday for my wife's grandmothers funeral. On a lighter note, went to the Stihl Timbersports comp today, got this sweet souvenir.

 

[tree MDS]

I got a haircut yesterday for my wife's grandmothers funeral. On a lighter note, went to the Stihl Timbersports comp today, got this sweet souvenir.

Jesus.. was wondering what happened to you. You get to sniff any of their jockstraps while you were there too? Lol