Whelp, since nobody sent me any money today I guess I am going to sit here in my filthy underwear and continue to suck down screwdrivers. I know what yer thinking: ' Who gave this guy a gun?" You gotta love America.
I had a lot of fun plowing this season, didn't have any accidents, a couple 'on purposes' though. Its Ok, I made out pretty good on the insurance money I think.
My whole sleep pattern is totally screwed but I have been making it to the gime in the mornings but the doctors tell me I need a hip and a new therapist because they can't prescribe anymore drugs but there really ain't nobody else in the book I haven't made get a restraining order.
I can't believe my wife hasn't divorced me especially since I threw a fit at my kid's gym. Hey, if you are gonna sit there and complain the instructor is yelling at yer kid and not do something about it...
I was crashed out on the bleachers with the women talking about how the instructor is way to mean to the kids and makes them cry. I was brought to attention by her horrid high pitched rasping which infuriated me to the point where I got up and stomped into the gym area, grabbed a foam block and threw it at the lady screaming, " Who wants to party!?" Then chased her around crying about how nobody ever wanted to party with me. They don't, they say they do but nobody likes the way I party.
Anyway, no charges were filed and everything is Ok because no one really knows if I am serious or not but I think I made a point to that special person I keep hearing about and the women think I am some kind of hero but in reality I just can't stand high pitched rasping, that's why I go to a therapist.
Me and another guy got into it on Facebook and hewas threatening to come down here and kick my ass again. That's funny. It all started over my new mud tires I bought for plowing but when I asked him why he doesn't climb he got really upset and went off like Justin Conners.
Now anybody who thinks mud tires aren't good in the snow and doesn't climb trees should, well, I don't know what they should do aside from shut the **** up. How a person can argue with logic like mine in beyond me, oh, yeah, they are full of ****, that's how.
So I went to the doctor about my hip and it was a new guy so I ask if he was the FNG and he said he had no idea what that meant which surprised me because my old doctor was pretty damn smart. I am not sure they will let me back in the building.
Well I guess that is all for now as I feel I am about to pass out.