DR. P. Proteus
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Took a bunch of extra hitch pins with me today.
Finished up a nice job and the lady wrote me a check and tipped me 50 bucks and gave me a bible and asked if I believed in god. I was like, " Uh, SURE!"
Noticed someone was doing burnouts on my tennis court, the tracks led away from my chipper. I think its the 20 year old son of the owner of the farm. I think he had a mind that he was going to use it, realized it was locked up then peeled out because he is a 20 year old kid with one of those turbo diesel trucks with the exhaust sticking out of the bed. These things are so big I could fit into one of them.
This kid is supposed to help me fell a white pine one of these days. I dunno. I kinda want to fell it so everything lands in open but its side heavy towards the house. Its not big, its full of vines though. If I climb it everything falls into a nasty spot. I could do it myself if I climbed it but it would suck. If I fell it I want one pull rope on a machine and another rope to hold it off the house as it comes over which will have to anchored to another machine. I don't think I want this hop-headed kid anywhere around me though I have never met him.
Met the husband of the owner of the farm the other day. He wanted me to chip some brush for one of his customers. I met the guy at his house so he can show me the job, we get in his Focus, the radio in blasting rap music, he is on the phone and we are tooling around West Chester in rush hour traffic trying to cross 202.
I feel bad because I am not getting much firewood split lately. I also feel bad because my penis isn't 10 inches long and 4 inches thick.
Finished up a nice job and the lady wrote me a check and tipped me 50 bucks and gave me a bible and asked if I believed in god. I was like, " Uh, SURE!"
Noticed someone was doing burnouts on my tennis court, the tracks led away from my chipper. I think its the 20 year old son of the owner of the farm. I think he had a mind that he was going to use it, realized it was locked up then peeled out because he is a 20 year old kid with one of those turbo diesel trucks with the exhaust sticking out of the bed. These things are so big I could fit into one of them.
This kid is supposed to help me fell a white pine one of these days. I dunno. I kinda want to fell it so everything lands in open but its side heavy towards the house. Its not big, its full of vines though. If I climb it everything falls into a nasty spot. I could do it myself if I climbed it but it would suck. If I fell it I want one pull rope on a machine and another rope to hold it off the house as it comes over which will have to anchored to another machine. I don't think I want this hop-headed kid anywhere around me though I have never met him.
Met the husband of the owner of the farm the other day. He wanted me to chip some brush for one of his customers. I met the guy at his house so he can show me the job, we get in his Focus, the radio in blasting rap music, he is on the phone and we are tooling around West Chester in rush hour traffic trying to cross 202.
I feel bad because I am not getting much firewood split lately. I also feel bad because my penis isn't 10 inches long and 4 inches thick.
