FWIW, I was referring to a popular comedy bit from an old radio show (Bob and Tom). The caller would call in to Mr Obvious for advice on how to do something that could be complicated, but the caller was an absolute moron and it would take several minutes for the host to realize that the caller hadn't done the very first step. One one bit, the caller was having problems with his new snow blower because he never bothered trying to start it. My favorite was a Thanksgiving bit about cooking a turkey where it ended up the caller was trying to cook a live turkey. Apparently he'd gotten the stuffing in and everything, but couldn't keep the bird in the roasting pan when he put it in the oven. When you said your favorite splitting tool was a bit hard to swing, it made me think of that old skit.
I used to split everything by hand. 4 or 5 years ago, after an evening of splitting some big stubborn hickory with an 8 lb maul, my shoulder was killing me. It was late in the heating season and I limped through the remainder just using an ax. It took 6 months to get my full range of motion back in my shoulder. I bought a used 27T splitter that next summer for $475, and haven't looked back. I likely need surgery on my shoulder, but it doesn't bother me so long as I don't spend much time swinging a maul or sledge, and don't try to push myself at the gym. I turn 50 next month. I still split a lot by hand, but its almost entirely with my X27. I will occasionally pick up an 8 lb maul and take a few swings at 3 or 4 pieces that were just too much for my X27, but that's about it. If it takes more than that, it goes on the splitter. Most of what I split last season was pretty straight grained (hickory, ash, and a little maple), and I ended up not starting my splitter. I'm on a similar path this year, but now that I have a splitter, I'd never go without one again.