What Should I Call my New Logging/Firewood Business?

[Gypo Logger]

Hello there Fellas, Im back in civilization for two weeks, daughter getting married.Been cutting alot of wood this past winter and spring. May alone I felled, cut and piled 40 cords and skiddered 10 thousand feet of beetle killed spruce and burned alot of brush.
Been hiring myself out at 50$/hr. for a 6 hr. day to property owners in my subdivision. They keep the wood and we split the value of the sawlogs. All work done with an ATV with trailer and ATV winch trailer attachment for the saw logs and building logs. And building my log home in my spare time. I know, I know, no pics and it didnt happen. Lol.
Anyway, should I stay with Lambert Logging? I was thinking about enticing the greenies with names like Hort ****** Wood Products or Fire Smart Products. Have you any suggestions?
Thanks in advance. BTW. I traded 400 litres of good used clean hydraulic oil for 1/2 cord of wood, so have enough B&C oil for at least another year. Gotta keep operating costs down ya know. Lol.
John

 

[dancan]

Cull Woodworks ?
Cull WoodProducts ?


Glad to see you back LOL .

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Got Wood?

 

[nmurph]

Horse Rasp Logging (sounds green enough to me).

 

[Gypo Logger]

Horse Rasp Logging (sounds green enough to me).

Lol, It was actually Hoof Rasp Logging. That name would go over big with the horse people. they are the hardest to please, but the girls think it cute when I'm in their bush with an ATV.
John

 

[LarryTheCableGuy]

Lame Burt's Pecker Poles?

Good to see ya around, Mang!

 

[3000 FPS]

How about
Lambert's clean wood products.
Keeping the forest clean one tree at a time. Get rid of that beetle kill and promote fire safety.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Lame Burt's Pecker Poles?

Good to see ya around, Mang!

Lol, funnily enough there at a few nice stems up there some 18" DBH and 36' long with 10"- 12" tip. Good for building logs. I lucked out and have an oldtimer helping me with my log house NC. He's built several homes already including a huge Anglican Church.
How bout Lame Burt's Leaf Kissing?
John

 

[LarryTheCableGuy]

How bout Lame Burt's Leaf Kissing?
John

Lame Burt's Ash Kissin'!

 

[belgian]

Forest King Wood supplies

:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Gypo Logger]

How about
Lambert's clean wood products.
Keeping the forest clean one tree at a time. Get rid of that beetle kill and promote fire safety.

Very good idea. I wonder what a guy should charge /acre for fire smarting? Maybe 6-8 thou. depending upon situation. Maybe better to charge by hr. with a two person crew and two ATV's on site and a couple of saws.
John

 

[Gypo Logger]

Forest King Wood supplies

:hmm3grin2orange:

Yes! Singing along with an Apps with just chaps. Lol
John

 

[HELSEL]

How about ,Lap Monkey inc!!


Rick

 

[Zombiechopper]

Vegan Tree Butchering Ltd. " 100% meat free logging"

They'll eat that #### up

 

[HELSEL]

Mini ####mans Forest Products

 

[Scooterbum]

Good to see ya' back for a bit.
Any chance of seeing pictures of that trailer winch rig?I'm looking for ideas.

 

[Metals406]

How bout:

LAMBert's Fine Forestry

"Using a Lamb avoids the wolves."

 

[SilverKing]

oatmeal

 

[Metals406]

oatmeal

That's a bit long and complicated, no?

 

[Dennis Cahoon]

Ma & Pa Logging!........or maybe Jaybird Logging! I'd post the picture but.........Nope!.......Hahahahahahaha!