The Dr. is in and in session.
OK, 'Troll,
We've had enough couch time, so now we'll move on. Ready? Good, let's get started. Got a DVD player? Oh, sorry, I'm sure they'll come out with a lighter model soon. I know, it's got features you don't need and it adds all that weight. OK, I'm just here to help you.
Now, put the DVD in and hit play. Good job. Oh, you recognize Dr. Jack and the 372XP, eh? Well, 'Troll, that's the new model, 372AS. No, it's not named for your favorite saw site. It stands for AirSaw. Yep, that's right. You can play it in our own little virtual world. No problem, I'll wait here while you don your chaps.
Nice chaps, 'Troll. Ready? Good, lets go. Oh, you want to get your hearing protection. Fine, but we could just adjust the volume if you want. Sure, I'll wait.
I agree, hearing protection is important. OK, ready to start? That's it, just press the start button. Well, thanks for pointing out that the remote control lacks a choke button. Calm down, I'll see about getting one installed for you. I agree, starts real easy and no choke needed.
Havin' fun yet? Yep, it's a blast. Right, it's just like playing air guitar. No, I don't know if Mr. Clapton has a chainsaw.
Oh, right you are, 'Troll. This 24" bar really works well on the 372AS. Pulls with authority, right you are. I agree, that big tree is not scary with the 372AS.
You wanna shed the chaps? OK. You're really feeling comfortable now, aren't you? No, I really don't know the specs. So, you think this is lighter than what Husky says? You could be right. No, I don't know if DLG/KWF tested the 372AS. Calm down, I know that what they say is important to you.
OK, that's enough for today. Yes, put the remote down and hand over the air saw. I know it's dangerous and thanks for turning it off. Yes, I promise to come back tomorrow for another session.
Witchy, he's all your again. Bye for now.