Do you contract out I got a 16 yr old across the street with one now but its not something I would ever do myself.
Well I dont have stacks but I have a diesel.
I have to say it was a Neon. It like a one of those party favours, more noise than anything else. If it was a real V8 muscle car it probably wouldn't bother me as much but still Iam not just sit still if you wake me up with some BS like that either way. There was some renter down the road with this horribly loud Harley... not anymore. I was always aiming for him. That guy was a joke. Thought he was a cool tough harley boy. What a maroon. He would be coming down the street and I would pull out looking the other way.
These kids have to bolt on noise. I say if you want to hear your exhaust system just plumb it through the window of the ####ing car and have done with it. There ya go ass-hole.
I walked out of the house and saw my neighbor ( Bruce) and his kid bolting on one of those shiny air induction systems to his Jetta. I said " Put down those K-mart pliers, get your 400 dollar VW MAF of the ground ( it was sitting in pine needles and dirt) and just put it back together like it was so you have a reliable car to get your ass to school. Poor Bruce, he don't know his ass from a hole in the ground or just how much a MAF is gonna cost him if he tosses it the dirt but he will pay anyway.
The kid was crying about his clutch too. I drive the car, it was fine. He still took it to one of those wheel and deal places and when he got it back the axle fell out on the highway and cracked the trans. They fixed it with silicone. Nice.
Bruce called me one day, he says, " my daughter just drove into some bushes while I was teaching her to drive and now its stuck, she just lost it around a corner".
So I pull the dam car out for the girl, I don't say anything about it. I just extract the car and I am always nice to her. She is a complete ##### ( like her mother) all the time to me. never says HI or smiles at me and now her boyfriend wants to wake me up with the noise maker he bolted on his Neon AND when he comes over in the middle of the day to screw her they let that stupid little cockapoo thing out to crap by my pool. NO WAY!
Screw that ####, its on, its a war. I have won some battles and have lost some but I am still fighting and I will never surrender, ever. Let that SOB blow that stop sign while I am coming down with the plow. It won't be a NEON anymore it will be a NOEN cause I ain't even gonna hit the brakes, just downshift and nail it. Push his ass right onto my property and once he is on my property he is tresspassing so it will just go down hill from there.
So the kid works down at the Shell. He fixes cars. HE put an ad on CL looking for some help, he says " if you speak Spanish that would be great to help our Spanish speaking customers" . So I called down there pretending to be not who I am and said " Oh you mean the illegal aliens?"
Oh #### this ####.
