woodchuckers

[Little Monkey]

:monkey: this sounds like a straight forward question but everyone gives me a different answer, so i thought i would throw this out there and see if i could get a difinative answer.
just how much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a wood chucker could chuck wood ??
i reckon a good one could chuck about a cord on a good day.
also what is a woodchucker?? :monkey:

 

[tree md]

A woodchucker would chuck as much wood as a woodchucker could chuck if a woodchucker could chuck wood...

 

[Slvrmple72]

Conversley, the direct proportion of wood that is chucked is inversley proportional to the relative chuckiness of said wood chucker and defined by the extrapolation of the relative mean created by the tangential velocities of each piece of wood during its chucked apogee and in correlation to the rate of chucking by the aforementioned woodchucker... all of which gives us when rounded to the nearest whole number the final answer of 12.


Hey, you asked!

 

[TreePointer]

I don't know about a good day, but on a bad day, productivity is considerably low:

 

[treemandan]

Maybe instead of chucking the wood you PLACE the wood. Perferably in neat piles.

My dad was giving me some lecture about how a split piece of wood was just a peice of wood. I stopped him cold and said " I am The Dan, The Treemandan, that ain't just a peice of freaking wood!"

Place the wood, see the wood, feel the wood, be the wood. Put yourself right on in the wood.

 

[Little Monkey]

12 what ?
surely not 12 cord, that would be unbelievable,
you must mean 12 pieces of wood, and i know for a fact they can chuck more then that coz i have seen them in action,,,, well a mate of my mates brother has met someone who knows someone that has heard of someone that might of perhaps seen one but possibly not opcorn:

 

[woodchux]

I can chuck about 3 cords and then my back starts giving me fits...

 

[woodchux]

I don't know about a good day, but on a bad day, productivity is considerably low:

OMG !! DUMPLIN

 

[TreePointer]

lol. Dumplin, indeed!!! And that goes fer the rest o ya fargin golfers! Put holes in mee pasture, will ya?!!

 

[TreeTopKid]

lol. Dumplin, indeed!!! And that goes fer the rest o ya fargin golfers! Put holes in mee pasture, will ya?!!

I have never seen one of those in my life! Gopher right? It's like a giant mole! Did you shoot him below the surface LOL. Jasper Carrott an English comedian from our part of town had the police called on him for trying to shoot his Moles at 2am with a 12 bore. He was at his wits end and the locals had been winding up for the longest time with bizarre ways to get rid of them the last one being stick plastic windmills (the kind you get at fairgrounds) into the mounds of soil when you see them vibrate let the b***ards have it! The night was alive with 12 bore shots. It made the newspapers. LMAO remembering that one!

 

[woodchux]

lol. Dumplin, indeed!!! And that goes fer the rest o ya fargin golfers! Put holes in mee pasture, will ya?!!

At least she still had a smile on her face and the wind in her hair....

 

[TreePointer]

I have never seen one of those in my life! Gopher right? It's like a giant mole! Did you shoot him below the surface LOL. Jasper Carrott an English comedian from our part of town had the police called on him for trying to shoot his Moles at 2am with a 12 bore. He was at his wits end and the locals had been winding up for the longest time with bizarre ways to get rid of them the last one being stick plastic windmills (the kind you get at fairgrounds) into the mounds of soil when you see them vibrate let the b***ards have it! The night was alive with 12 bore shots. It made the newspapers. LMAO remembering that one!

I used the term gopher loosely for effect. These are actually woodchucks (same animal as groundhogs or whistlepigs). As far as size goes, these are on the larger end of the scale for the northeastern USA; and they can get much bigger than the prairie dogs you see in TX.

12 bore? Holy schnikey! I shot 25 of them on my property this past summer with a .17 HMR rifle, from 50-175 yards (no shooting into the hole ).

 

[Treetom]

Wut the chuck!

Been a lo-o-o-ng winter in some parts, eh? Put a woodchuck through a chuck-and-duck (Wayne with a 318 Chrysler), his body now being reabsorbed into the planet with a pile of wood chips in a placid pine grove near Fruitport, MI. There lies Phil.

 

[CentaurG2]

Slow day on the forum. From what I can gather on other forums, England has rather strict gun laws and you cannot own a rifle or a pistol outside of a gun club. Oddly, shotguns, punt guns and silencers are permitted. Round here, woodchucks are usually “relocated” with a 22 hornet.

 

[TreeTopKid]

I used the term gopher loosely for effect. These are actually woodchucks (same animal as groundhogs or whistlepigs). As far as size goes, these are on the larger end of the scale for the northeastern USA; and they can get much bigger than the prairie dogs you see in TX.

12 bore? Holy schnikey! I shot 25 of them on my property this past summer with a .17 HMR rifle, from 50-175 yards (no shooting into the hole ).

I was going to say Ground Hog. Dammit! I knew it looked familiar!LOL Yes a 12 bore the funny thing is the European moles are actually smaller than a mouse! Jasper Carrot's a really nice bloke. I used to do his trees.

 

[lxt]

Maybe instead of chucking the wood you PLACE the wood. Perferably in neat piles.

My dad was giving me some lecture about how a split piece of wood was just a peice of wood. I stopped him cold and said " I am The Dan, The Treemandan, that ain't just a peice of freaking wood!"

Place the wood, see the wood, feel the wood, be the wood. Put yourself right on in the wood.

Dan.....your emotional display toward "wood" is unbecoming of a man...especially a treeman, or in this case...treemandan! cause if you really "feel" the wood.....you have underlying problems that need addressed at a different site!! get help, get better..good luck!!


LXT...........

 

[Wishie22]

Slow day on the forum. From what I can gather on other forums, England has rather strict gun laws and you cannot own a rifle or a pistol outside of a gun club. Oddly, shotguns, punt guns and silencers are permitted. Round here, woodchucks are usually “relocated” with a 22 hornet.

22 Hornet not legal to hunt with in CT. Can use for target practice, :censored: politicians.

 

[pdqdl]

You guys don't have enough work to do.

All that talk about wood chucking..

 

[yooper]

lol. Dumplin, indeed!!! And that goes fer the rest o ya fargin golfers! Put holes in mee pasture, will ya?!!

I bet that little bugger would be tasty on the grill...with a little apple in her mouth sathered in bbq sauce!

 

[Nailsbeats]

Last Chuck I took down was with a 130gr. 270 soft point, I think I hit the shed too. Oh well, I was renting, lol.