Wow. Now isn't this a special thread.
If anyone is willing to accept the OP's offer of $250, I'd be happy to refund the OP the difference to make him whole.
XSkier - I will not be drawn into a spectacle debate. But, offer this suggestion as my only response to your thread: Perhaps, if in the future you encounter an occasion in which you are dissatisfied with a purchase, you might consider contacting the seller directly to see if things may be resolved through open communication rather than resorting to sophomoric slander. I, for one, would have been glad for the opportunity to work with you to ensure you are satisfied.