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Lol. Yours scored a 6.0. Hahaha. I stand by my original statement. You're a ****ing moron. He's forwarding me the whole report where you can improve and I'd be happy to pass it along.

Your life partner (is that politically correct?) "likes to work real real hard all day and go home AND PLAY WITH HIS DOG". At least the guy has a CA and did some EHAP stuff. You on the other hand...no credentials and did (?) nothing?. You life partners are human dynamo s lol.

http://www.choicetreecare.com/
 
Your life partner (is that politically correct?) "likes to work real real hard all day and go home AND PLAY WITH HIS DOG". At least the guy has a CA and did some EHAP stuff. You on the other hand...no credentials and did (?) nothing?. You life partners are human dynamo s lol.

http://www.choicetreecare.com/
Like I said, happy to forward you the report as he emailed it right to me. Or I can post it up here so everyone else can see how average your site is compared to my high end one. I'll take a look at your site too, Mickey. Old ****in knowitall grandpas. Suck it. I'm out for the day.
 
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Like I said, happy to forward you the report as he emailed it right to me. Or I can post it up here so everyone else can see how average your site is compared to my high end one. I'll take a look at your site too, Mickey. Old ****in knowitall grandpas. Suck it. I'm out for the day.

I win lol.
 
But really, and I mean this with all sincerity. Who better to give a new guy advice than a man who built **** up from scratch in six years to what I have? You old battle wagons have your strong points but keeping the old, ratchety, roller painted ship afloat isn't this kids deal. When he wants to learn how to save face and keep some minute fraction of self respect as the old iron representing what could have been swirls around the drain I'm sure he can hit you two up for some info. Just sayin.
 
If all you did in So-Cal was advertise, you would probably be a very small company,(2 to 3 or 4 guys) and you would probably be hating the economy.
Jeff :)
That's great, Jeffers. It really is. Someday maybe you can show the rest of us heathens the world of high end marketing, and no residential advertising as well as the land of mystical rainbows and plentiful hitch pins that we all so lust after. Until then how bout you have a slurp or two offadeez...
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That's great, Jeffers. It really is. Someday maybe you can show the rest of us heathens the world of high end marketing, and no residential advertising as well as the land of mystical rainbows and plentiful hitch pins that we all so lust after.


There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it in a big canoe
On the old big SoCal mountain
 
Like I said, happy to forward you the report as he emailed it right to me. Or I can post it up here so everyone else can see how average your site is compared to my high end one. I'll take a look at your site too, Mickey. Old ****in knowitall grandpas. Suck it. I'm out for the day.


It's kind of hard to see from that small picture on the first page but which one of you is that standing with hands on hips like Cap'n Morgan?
 
It's kind of hard to see from that small picture on the first page but which one of you is that standing with hands on hips like Cap'n Morgan?
That's me, and I'm referred to as "captain awesome". That's not a joke.
 
That's great, Jeffers. It really is. Someday maybe you can show the rest of us heathens the world of high end marketing, and no residential advertising as well as the land of mystical rainbows and plentiful hitch pins that we all so lust after. Until then how bout you have a slurp or two offadeez...
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Good to see you're wearing your chaps. Safety first.
 
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