LOL,, I am not a logger, I am pretty good with with a throw line or big shot,,I am an arborist,
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LOL,, I am not a logger, I am pretty good with with a throw line or big shot,,I am an arborist,
Jeff
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Still? Not retired yet?
Okay, here's a concept reality show that you might consider: Naked Loggers. Participants get dropped off on a remote Aleutian island with just a fueled chainsaw.You got to hike in three miles pulling a 3/4" choker, top a spar tree, build a one room log cabin and an outhouse, cut firewood for a continuous fire, skin a Kodiak (extra daily points if you wear it), after 20 days hike out 5 miles and built a log raft to pole/paddle back to a waiting crab boat. Oh, I forgot, you also have to secure all your permits 20 minutes before embarking. Ron
I'm in but I'll need more fuel...and bar oil... and cookies, can't survive without cookies, no cookies would be just cruel.
Raft Hel I'm building a log boom, and that crab boat better be a tug...
NM, somehow I knew I could count on you. But skin that bear first and go for the extra points, please. Ron
No. I won't donate cookies for...that..spectacle. Nope. Not gonna do it.
Spotted Owl
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rwoods, Northy, having that image burned into my mind is bad enough. Please don't do anything rash and even give the slightest possibility of having it burned into my retinas as well.
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Yup. This might be something we don't want to know too much about.
I know you are not talking about the skinning of the bear. In a non PC way, NM may look rather stylist in a fur coat. Cleanse your image with that. Ron
Yer gonna' have a little issue with that one..>LOL... There aren't any trees on the Aleutian Islands....and the brown bears end when the islands start. Other than that, have funOkay, here's a concept reality show that you might consider: Naked Loggers. Participants get dropped off on a remote Aleutian island with just a fueled chainsaw.
Wait a MINUTE! You are expecting real reality in a Reality TV show? That's a pretty tall order.
RandyMac
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You want what? Oh something exciting, well sure ok. Now you get setup over there, nope more to the left, yeah right there. I'm going over there and saw on that tree, yeah that big one, stay put this will take a few minutes.
Yer gonna' have a little issue with that one..>LOL... There aren't any trees on the Aleutian Islands....and the brown bears end when the islands start. Other than that, have fun
AKDoug, shh you are going to scare off my backers. Your definition of "reality" might be a bit more accurate than that used in show biz. Ron
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Yer gonna' have a little issue with that one..>LOL... There aren't any trees on the Aleutian Islands....and the brown bears end when the islands start. Other than that, have fun
The other problem is the only people willing to do the show are closer kin to sasquatch than someone you'd take pleasure looking at nekkid.
that is probably true to a point ! the young gal on the dreadnaughts, is a real looker other than that she could be a hot fire brick with an attitude!!!!! not saying that I wouldn't mind going for a midnight swim with her either way!! lol
Jim Timber
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Yes, but would she agree to do the show nekkid?
she don't leave much for the imagination with what she does wear.....Yes, but would she agree to do the show nekkid?
Jim Timber
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That's what all the girls her age are wearing now.
@ 34 above = hard nips!!!!! (.)(.) oh yes!
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