avalancher
Arboristsite Raconteur
Did I mention the wood fairies conversation at the dinner table?No?
Well, we were eating dinner, and my daughter asked me if I had seen any wood fairies this time out in the woods.Private joke among my family.
You see, some time ago I was cutting wood with a guy, bashed my hand real good with a big round, and spent the better part of an hour #####ing about it.
Now, I dont take meds too often, and my partner knew this.I finally had enough, and not wanting to appear being a wussy, slipped into the front of the truck and got 3 Tylenols and swallowed them down.
A few minutes later, partner called for a break, and persisted in me having a nice cold Dew to wash down the woodchips with.I should have known something was up.
An half hour later, I was getting a good buzz, found out later he had crushed up 3 Tylenols and put em in my drink.
Sat there on a log,trying to figure out why my head was ringing then the faires showed up.Runnin around, jumping over the trailer and it ticked me off.
Started throwing anything loose I could find,yelling at my partner to get the shotgun from the front of the truck.He had no idea what was going on.He finally managed to calm me down after I put a big dent in the tailgate, and knocked out one of the windows in canopy on the back of the truck.
So,its a common joke from my family to ask if I had seen any fairies when I come home.Needless to say, our company didnt get the joke, so I filled em in on the story.Jessica wanted to know if I make a habit of abusing drugs when cutting wood, I told her only when I am running behind and needing to make up some time.:greenchainsaw:
Well, we were eating dinner, and my daughter asked me if I had seen any wood fairies this time out in the woods.Private joke among my family.
You see, some time ago I was cutting wood with a guy, bashed my hand real good with a big round, and spent the better part of an hour #####ing about it.
Now, I dont take meds too often, and my partner knew this.I finally had enough, and not wanting to appear being a wussy, slipped into the front of the truck and got 3 Tylenols and swallowed them down.
A few minutes later, partner called for a break, and persisted in me having a nice cold Dew to wash down the woodchips with.I should have known something was up.
An half hour later, I was getting a good buzz, found out later he had crushed up 3 Tylenols and put em in my drink.
Sat there on a log,trying to figure out why my head was ringing then the faires showed up.Runnin around, jumping over the trailer and it ticked me off.
Started throwing anything loose I could find,yelling at my partner to get the shotgun from the front of the truck.He had no idea what was going on.He finally managed to calm me down after I put a big dent in the tailgate, and knocked out one of the windows in canopy on the back of the truck.
So,its a common joke from my family to ask if I had seen any fairies when I come home.Needless to say, our company didnt get the joke, so I filled em in on the story.Jessica wanted to know if I make a habit of abusing drugs when cutting wood, I told her only when I am running behind and needing to make up some time.:greenchainsaw:
