Think of it as a valuable lesson learned, ole chap!
I can't wear chaps climbing, but I do keep kevlar n carbon fiber n stuff over my shins, knees n thighs, just in case.
That's why it takes half an hour to put my boots n stuff on!
That'll be a 25 dollar surcharge billed to you in addition to any actual work done today Mr Jones.
Wanna retire?
Keep raisin your rates till the phone stops ringin!
Jomoco