Well... since it's derailed...
I actually have relatives (wife's side) from Miami, FL coming today... them and their 5 kid (ages 11 to new born). We've never met them, she actually found them on Face Book of all places... and they're gonna' be staying 4 friggin' days. On day three we've got more (local) relatives coming to meet them and have a BBQ... something 'round 20 people.
So... we've been trying to get ready for this, and it's been a week from hell. Not only did the septic plug, the water pressure tank started leaking, the grass cutter sputtered and quit, and the vacuum cleaner quit. And to top it all off, while I'm working on the septic yesterday the wife gets in her van to go into town for "supplies" and the friggin' alternator has crapped-out.
Weather radar shows a thunderstorm bearing down on us right now... should be here within the hour.
Any bets on where the only lightening bolt will strike
I mean, if you're gonna' host a family reunion and have 7 house guests for 4 days, and the running water quits, then the toilet quits, ya' can't clean the carpet or cut the grass, and the grocery hauler dies... why not have the electricity quit also?? A perfect end to a week from hell‼
I better go check the beer fridge, it likely went up in smoke overnight.
Crapping in a bucket and washing in the river is one thing, but I can't serve them warm beer... they might think I'm some sort of heathen.
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