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nyctreeman

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I know many of you have made major scores on Craigslist and lived to tell about it, but for some reason, maybe it's Karma, my experiences with Craigslist fall into two categories:
1 - I miss the really good deal that was legit, either before I can respond, and sometimes in transit.
2 - I wander off into the unknown, down a rabbit hole to find mysterious and strange creatures.

I've come to the conclusion that people who sell chainsaws and equipment on Craigslist are approximately 25% crackheads who need money fast - 10% legitimate good deals by honest folk - 25% complete and utter morons who honestly do not lead you on a worthless trek deliberately, and 40% people who know full well the chainsaw has serious problems but hope that you won't notice, and probably have been kicked off ebay for misrepresenting their items for sale.

My latest two fiascoes were the hour long trip to buy the Stihl 051 in good running condition for $150, only to discover that the redneck fairy had visited it the night before and boogered it nearly beyond salvation.
Purchased it for $60 because it had a relatively new bar with 404 chain, and I figured why waste the trip.

The last one was a young guy with a Stihl 036 in good running condition for $200, only to discover that the saw had been 'nudged', probably by his pickup truck tire, leaving the front portion of the gas tank assembly twisted and cracked, and starting it I immediately knew the compression was not where it should be, upon pulling the muffler, I saw the piston mildly scored with one ring impacted, although it did run. I offered him $100 as saw that needed fixing, he wouldn't budge under $150. The trip was somewhat worthwhile though, he also had a Stihl 044 in pretty good condition other than the smoked piston and cylinder, and I took that for $125.

The good deal on a good running chainsaw seems to elude me on Craigslist, but at least I haven't been kidnapped by hillbillies on meth and forced to turn over the PIN on my bank card.
(yet)

:nofunny:
 
Pretty good story nctreeman. I've had a real good run with contacts on c-list. Including guys that meet a halfwaty trip down here and it seems like you can get a network going when others know what you are looking for like 372's 394's and 064/66 type saws chainsaws. Many now clarify with compression readings and other telltale informative for a wary market that it is out here. I went to pick up a 066 from a lady selling for a lost family member and she was upfront that she was packin'. No problem lady. You know what I mean?
 
Pretty good story nctreeman. I've had a real good run with contacts on c-list. Including guys that meet a halfwaty trip down here and it seems like you can get a network going when others know what you are looking for like 372's 394's and 064/66 type saws chainsaws. Many now clarify with compression readings and other telltale informative for a wary market that it is out here. I went to pick up a 066 from a lady selling for a lost family member and she was upfront that she was packin'. No problem lady. You know what I mean?
The guy with the 036 insisted on meeting me at the local Wal-Mart ;)
 
The guy with the 036 insisted on meeting me at the local Wal-Mart ;)

Maybe he was sex trafficking out the shop. Never know. But like your success with the 044 score went. Hey if you didn't have craigs', you would have to get out and talk to even more people. Many are reclusive as hell. I'm a hermit even my Mom says so.

PS your Alice in Wonderland reference wasn't lost on me.
 
Maybe he was sex trafficking out the shop. Never know. But like your success with the 044 score went. Hey if you didn't have craigs', you would have to get out and talk to even more people. Many are reclusive as hell. I'm a hermit even my Mom says so.

PS your Alice in Wonderland reference wasn't lost on me.

Why yes, sometimes when searching Craigslist, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast
;)

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Oi! - This guy needs to be Dexterized! - No photos, of course, he wants to get up and close with you :dumb:

Used Stihl 200 T. 16 Inch Bars. Ready For Work . Serious Buyers Only. Price Is Firm. I Have 1 Left . Then We can Discuse In Person No Phone Haggle CASH ONLY . No Checks ! No Pay Pal ! No Money Orders ! All Transactions Are Done In Person In Public Better get this one from what I understand the New 201 T 's are not as good as the 200 T's and this one does not cost $600.00 dollars .

http://martinsburg.craigslist.org/grd/4866341292.html

--- It would almost be worth the drive to West Virginia (didn't see that comin' didya?!) ... just to beat this retard to a pulp :p

WTF does "discuse" mean in West Virgina?!
 
Its funny this thread showed up...
I called a guy that is selling a saw on craigslist yesterday.
He answered the phone I introduced myself and told him I was calling about the saw he had on craigslist. He spend the next 30 seconds telling me how great the saw was, then another 42 minutes rambling couldn't get a word in edge wish (I had things to do so I put him on speaker phone and went about my business, plus my phone had a full charge)
During his rambling (I didnt pay attention to much). He told me he has a 2 cylinder, electric start Stihl MS660!! :omg:o_O:dizzy: I was impressed to say the least.:laugh: He also told me that him and a couple of friends go through 1200 feet of chain a week, which is 3 400" rolls.... pretty sure the dude was on something. Well see what tonight brings...
 
Its funny this thread showed up...
I called a guy that is selling a saw on craigslist yesterday.
He answered the phone I introduced myself and told him I was calling about the saw he had on craigslist. He spend the next 30 seconds telling me how great the saw was, then another 42 minutes rambling couldn't get a word in edge wish (I had things to do so I put him on speaker phone and went about my business, plus my phone had a full charge)
During his rambling (I didnt pay attention to much). He told me he has a 2 cylinder, electric start Stihl MS660!! :omg:o_O:dizzy: I was impressed to say the least.:laugh: He also told me that him and a couple of friends go through 1200 feet of chain a week, which is 3 400" rolls.... pretty sure the dude was on something. Well see what tonight brings...
This should be good!!
 
Craigslist seems to bring out the best(or worst) of 'em for sure. I wouldn't meet anyone on there unless it was in a public area or you may end up in a pit with Buffalo Bob telling you to put lotion on.
 
Yeah, the meeting in the WalMart parking lot is getting pretty standard, as criminals have found out that most of the folks on Craigslist are
pretty much morons that are easy prey. I will give them directions to my house, phone number, address, etc. if they want to see what I am selling, daylight only. They also will see targets, dogs, gun shells. And one mean rooster....


There are some pretty sick bustards out there, so cannot blame anyone for being over-cautious.
 
every once in a while a deal comes up that seems impossible but turns out O.K. Ad says Chainsaws used to run $35 and picture shows 3 or 4 saws in a pile. It is 200 miles round trip.
I called the guy and told him it would take me a couple hours to get there, he sais O.K. he won't sell them before I arrive, he will be in the woods cutting with his old Stihl and won't hear the phone anyway.
This is what I found. 5 saws, 4 mini macs and one electric.:surprised3:
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I told the guy I thought $35 was a little steep for a mini macs and an electric saw. :( He says "oh no....$35 for all of them". :crazy2: He said they all run except for the 2 mini parts saws, and the cases go with them. He says do you want to start them? Uh...no lets just load them up. He is an old retired guy who lives alone and he winters in Florida and doesn't need the money but is sure the local thieves will just break in and steal them while he is gone, it happens every year in his neighborhood, a very remote location, can't see the garage from the road, so he would rather see them go somewhere more secure. Would rather give them away than to come home, find them gone and be all pissed off. He takes his good saws with him. I thanked him profusely, I was out of work and had no income at the time. Unemployment had run out and Social security had not started.
When I got home, every single one of them started right up with fresh mix. The one Homelite superXL has zero wear on it, looks almost new under the dust. :happy:
The PP 295 runs and sounds very strong.
Yeah well, YOU SUCK:)
 
Another brainchild from the Idiocracy ...
Listed under Chainsaws For Sale:


Need chainsaw work done I'm your guy. Done many todal engine rebuilds. Cheaper then shop . Top brands only like husqvarna or Stihl .also do 2 stroke mx bike engines

http://binghamton.craigslist.org/grd/4870526075.html

Done many todal engine rebuilds. Cheaper then shop.

... and Dumber than dirt
 

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