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[Mac88]

I liked the "seasoned" part. With green leaves still on it.

 

[Philbert]

I liked the "seasoned" part. With green leaves still on it.

Those are 'garnishes'. Add a little road salt, some pepper, some wild garlic . . . (YUM!)

Philbert

 

[ReggieT]

I liked the "seasoned" part. With green leaves still on it.

Hahaha...yep that's new one for me too Mac...never seen any wood season like that...Hey, somethings fishy here!!

 

[Mac88]

Hahaha...yep that's new one for me too Mac...never seen any wood season like that...Hey, somethings fishy here!!

Maybe the rounds were "flash frozen". It preserves the green, kinda like frozen veggies, or garnishes, as Philbert mentioned.

 

[stihl023/5]

Maybe he meant fresh.

 

[macpolski]

Lightly used and and still green Christmas tree for sale (Berlin)

Date: 2013-01-07, 2:32AM EST


I have an 8'ish christmas tree and trimmings for sale.

It would be great for firewood or uhm whatever. I could even see it living for a few more weeks. No guaranties though.

I am suggesting $50 or best offer This stuff needs to go...and will be more than willing to help you load them up.

Feel free to shoot me a text and let me know your offer.

As long as this ad is up, it is for sale

 

[darkbyrd]

Date: 2013-01-07, 2:32AM EST


I have an 8'ish christmas tree and trimmings for sale.

It would be great for firewood or uhm whatever. I could even see it living for a few more weeks. No guaranties though.

I am suggesting $50 or best offer This stuff needs to go...and will be more than willing to help you load them up.

Feel free to shoot me a text and let me know your offer.

As long as this ad is up, it is for sale

Expensive goat food

 

[kmcinms]

What is a Flute?
:confused2::confused2::confused2:

This one time at band camp.....:jester:

In case you missed it the first time around, this guy is still trying to give away his huge white oak tree. You can see his shed right there. Bring your bucket truck! Need fire wood? Huge white oak tree, free for the wood if cut down

That is F U N N Y ! The liability will be on YOU!!!
I don't cut trees down for a living, but I have done tree removal and have been paid well for it. What would a tree like that cost to remove? $1000+ ?

 

[DarthTater]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

Double-unbelievable!

This thread reminds me of my neighbor who last winter called me in January and told me (not asked - told me) that they were going to have to take some of my wood because they ran out. ..... They made out just as poorly as when they came over to tell me that I had to clean out my barn so that they could use it for their horses ... or the time that they told me that I had to go and shoot a skunk that they had trapped under their trailer ... or the time they told me that I had to take the machines that I rented and do their driveway and dig them a ditch ... or ... ... ok, now I'm just depressing myself.

did you tell them you would prefer to give them a nose job with your baseball bat?:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[doobie57z]

Basswood logs - $25 (Ldf)

Basswood logs
Basswood logs - $25 (Ldf)
Date: 2013-01-09, 3:36PM CST
[email protected][?]
Basswood logs for sale, see pictures. Five pieces, 25.00 each or $100. for all. Naturally dried.
9.5"x33.5"
9"x34"
9.5"x33"
9.5"x36"
35" partial (1/4 log) piece
Contact Jim through this listing. Thank you

 

[millbilly]

Basswood logs
Basswood logs - $25 (Ldf)
Date: 2013-01-09, 3:36PM CST
[email protected][?]
Basswood logs for sale, see pictures. Five pieces, 25.00 each or $100. for all. Naturally dried.
9.5"x33.5"
9"x34"
9.5"x33"
9.5"x36"
35" partial (1/4 log) piece
Contact Jim through this listing. Thank you

Wheres the humor?

Are you familiar with Basswood, Tilia cordata. Its highly prized for for duck carving and many other things.

 

[3fordasho]

No takers in 6 months

FREE - Oak Wood/Firewood - You Cut Down - FREE to take! (Blue Earth)

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Date: 2012-12-13, 3:50PM CST
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I have a HUGE oak tree I need removed right by my home. There is a lot of firewood in this tree! If you can cut it down without damaging anything you can have the wood FREE!
This tree will have many truckloads worth of wood. Hundreds of $$$ worth. I just don't have the lift truck to get me high enough. Contact me by cell either call or text...507-525-1017
Thanks.


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[doobie57z]

Wheres the humor?

Are you familiar with Basswood, Tilia cordata. Its highly prized for for duck carving and many other things.

$25 for a three foot log? I will personally get you all you want for 1/2 that price, I can't give that crap away. I have access to many 36" diameter full trees , uprooted and down. Nobody will touch that crap. Thats where the humor is, how much do you want? My buddy hauled a full semi 80 miles to a mill, nobody local would take it. Guess they don't carve ducks...

 

[millbilly]

$25 for a three foot log? I will personally get you all you want for 1/2 that price, I can't give that crap away. I have access to many 36" diameter full trees , uprooted and down. Nobody will touch that crap. Thats where the humor is, how much do you want? My buddy hauled a full semi 80 miles to a mill, nobody local would take it. Guess they don't carve ducks...

All I can tell you is, a woodmizer, linden trees, time and space equal money.Click on Flebag and do an advanced search for basswood completed sales.

 

[terryknight]

FREE - Oak Wood/Firewood - You Cut Down - FREE to take! (Blue Earth)

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Date: 2012-12-13, 3:50PM CST
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I have a HUGE oak tree I need removed right by my home. There is a lot of firewood in this tree! If you can cut it down without damaging anything you can have the wood FREE!
This tree will have many truckloads worth of wood. Hundreds of $$$ worth. I just don't have the lift truck to get me high enough. Contact me by cell either call or text...507-525-1017
Thanks.


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something tells me it will be there another 6 months

 

[millbilly]

One other thing I forgot to mention. Basswood cuts like butter and mills very fast. Its preferred by wood carvers because the grain dosn't check, and carves so nice.

 

[doobie57z]

One other thing I forgot to mention. Basswood cuts like butter and mills very fast. Its preferred by wood carvers because the grain dosn't check, and carves so nice.

Who are these mythical "wood carvers" of whom you speak? I have actual, local, experience, I can't give Basswood away. Perhaps with your vast knowledge of the incredible value of this overlooked resource, you could come on out and show us dummies how its done? LMAO.

 

[millbilly]

Try opening your eyes

 

[doobie57z]

Try knowing of what you speak. I live here, I know the local market. You on the other hand, like to compare apples to oranges in a vain attempt to make a wrong opinion appear right. Again, 10" x 36", peeled of bark, $12.50 per log. How many do you want? Freaking interweb, everybody is a ####ing expert,LOL

 

[millbilly]

Try knowing of what you speak. I live here, I know the local market. You on the other hand, like to compare apples to oranges in a vain attempt to make a wrong opinion appear right. Again, 10" x 36", peeled of bark, $12.50 per log. How many do you want? Freaking interweb, everybody is a ####ing expert,LOL

This is simple; pictures of it or it never happened, lol I doubt you could even get a picture of the semi. Interweb, what the heck is that?

20 Basswood Carving Turning Blocks 3 4" x 3 4" x 6" | eBay

And the list goes on and on look how many he sold. Thats just one add.

Maybe if you opened your mind and used you eyes.

My last comment, Im not going to waste my time trying to educate the ignorant.