I'm pretty much the exact opposite. The most I'm willing to do for good firewood is get it on the ground, haul off anything big enough to burn, and cut the rest of the limbs up into manageable size pieces. If it's not a good hardwood, I'm not even interested. Its hard work, I have thousands of $$ invested in my tools, and a never ending supply of work waiting for me to do at the house. You're not giving me free wood, I'm saving YOU hundreds of dollars for having a tree service come out and remove the tree, assuming you can ever get someone to actually show up. If you want me to put another tree on the ground, it's a minimum of $600 each. If you want it limbed and bucked, I'll quote it at $100/hr. Don't like my price, good because I don't want the extra work.
The correct way to tell some lazy, ignorant snowflake "no" includes adding a four letter adjective in front and replacing the word "no" with YOU. Then again, maybe I've grown to be a little bitter....