Does Chopping Trees Increase Testosterone Levels?

[capetrees]

I’ve been able to keep my T levels high with a few simple changes:
Grow a beard
Wear a plaid shirt
Chop wood
Get some tattoos
Grow a man bun
Punch out a few rednecks
Buy chainsaws you’ll never need or use
Drink beer
Drive a Chevy Silverado
Listen to AC/DC and Metallica

man bun?

 

[Gypo Logger]

Goat wagon? Anything like a Subaru? A lot of the old duffers here drive crossovers at sub-light speed wearing baseball caps. Literal torture to get stuck behind one and they are everywhere.

Lol, good call. A goat wagon is a white Dodge Ram 2500 with a Cummins and firewood racks.

 

[Gypo Logger]

On a more serious note, testosterone isn’t just nature’s dirty trick to get babies. It does a lot of other good things like keep you happy and active.
If you’re T level is good, so must your circulation.
If you’re not getting woody’s in the morning do something about it.
Exercise is key and trying to lead a less stressful life will get you where you want to go.
At 66 I can still keep up to any wood tick half my age I’ve just worked 37 days straight dumping,slicing burning and pruning 25 acres of peckerpoles and looking for more.
I’m honoured to say I have three awesome hardworking girls helping me in the woods . They are all French Canadian and I don’t understand everything they say which is probably just as well.
Simply being around or conversing with women will elevate T dramatically as will not jacking off so often.

 

[Capitalist]

On a more serious note, testosterone isn’t just nature’s dirty trick to get babies. It does a lot of other good things like keep you happy and active.
If you’re T level is good, so must your circulation.
If you’re not getting woody’s in the morning do something about it.
Exercise is key and trying to lead a less stressful life will get you where you want to go.
At 66 I can still keep up to any wood tick half my age I’ve just worked 37 days straight dumping,slicing burning and pruning 25 acres of peckerpoles.
I’m honoured to say I have three awesome hardworking girls helping me in the woods . They are all French Canadian and I don’t understand everything they say which is probably just as well.
Simply being around or conversing with women will elevate T dramatically as will not jacking off so often.

And here I am jerking off.... Thank god for TRT.

 

[hanniedog]

Hell Gypo with all the testosterone and pheromones you release I am surprised that some Grizz does not come looking for the sum beech in his territory.

 

[CentaurG2]

Lol, good call. A goat wagon is a white Dodge Ram 2500 with a Cummins and firewood racks.

Oh, I see the problem lies with the vernacular or lingo. Around here we would call such a vehicle a ghetto glider but I do like goat wagon.

 

[Gypo Logger]

It’s 22 below F here right now and not sure what that does for the gonads, but it sure freezes the balls off a brass monkey!

 

[MountainHigh]

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I’m honoured to say I have three awesome hardworking girls helping me in the woods . They are all French Canadian and I don’t understand everything they say which is probably just as well. Simply being around or conversing with women will elevate T dramatically.

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And here I am jerking off.... Thank god for TRT.

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[Gypo Logger]

Holy iceberg Batman! It’s 39 F below here! Chain oil won’t pour and I got no firewood!

 

[Capitalist]

Holy iceberg Batman! It’s 39 F below here! Chain oil won’t pour and I got no firewood!

Good lord!

 

[SS396driver]

My wife is always complementing me on my hardwood. Last night she said it was just to big. I then realised that she was talking about the splits.

 

[Ted Jenkins]

The really good thing about cold weather is wood dries out in a snap. The other issues of non pouring oil is to either mix it with hydraulic oil or warm it up. I guess diesel works too. We only have to work with 0 degrees so not too bad here. I have tapped up a saw a bit to restrict some air flow, but do not just guess this is what you need. Thanks