Conquistador3
Le Comte de Frou Frou
A couple weeks ago I was at the dentist's and as she always keeps the radio on (to compound my misery, no doubt), they were interviewing this chap... how did he call himself? "Designer firewood producer" or something equally ridiculous. It was obvious he either had no clue what was he talking about or was merely trolling the irritating subhuman hosting the show.
I hope the latter because if I tried doing what he claims to do I'd have long frozen to death and my body would be found a few millenia from now like the Similaun Man to puzzle pathologists and historian alike.
I hope the latter because if I tried doing what he claims to do I'd have long frozen to death and my body would be found a few millenia from now like the Similaun Man to puzzle pathologists and historian alike.