It's snowing like crazy here right now... WTF....?? 8 more inches last night.
If I catch the guy that wanted a white Xmas, I'm pinning him down beneath my icicles.
Sure, all you upstate NY guys will look at my pics and say "ho ho ho.. we had that this morning", but out here it's a big deal. Really wet and heavy. I figure I have 130,000lb of snow on my roof... and it's supposed to start raining tomorrow.
Xmas eve, the log fire is roaring, I'd had a couple of beers and half a bottle of Champagne, presents are being opened and the wife is sure look'in good...
the phone rings
"help me help me... my truck's in the ditch". He'd also juts called my buddy.. and his monster truck slid off right behind him. Trudge up to the barn. Load up cables, winches, chains... Dig out my truck... Luckily it was on a private road only a 1/2 mile away..
Today.... now I need to call another good buddy and tell him we can't make it for xmas dinner... Oh well, I'm sure there's some chicken in the freezer we can thaw, if the power stays on.