Hack and Slash Saw Mods!

[Dennis Cahoon]

I know exactly where the saw is. I've known for 3 days now. It was inpected at your paranoid border and deemed unsafe for transport due to a tiny amount of fuel in the tank. It has been retrieved by a person, (friend) in Abbotsford and returned to me. I will evacuate the tank thoroughly and resend it via another courier.

Hahahahaha!......More excuses EH!....What a Friggin Bull$hitter!

kftree....sorry about your luck!....Oh well, it was only $10

 

[kf_tree]

mike

where should i send the money?

 

[Crofter]

I think some of you guys need a hobby to occupy your idle minds! Ever think about getting into cows? http://www.arboristsite.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21832&d=1110761082

These are Irish Dexter X Galloway crosses. Short enough that you dont even have to stand in a wheelbarrow for you guys that seem so into kinky stuff!

I imagine Gypos phone must be ringing off the hook with guys looking for saw modding info and placing orders! I mean the way his credibility in the subject has skyrocketted once people get to watch him in action. He should thank me for starting this thread I think.

Well I guess I better go put on my milking boots and feed the animals and collect the eggs on Cornercroft Farm! It is tough being such a cull, but hey we cant all be winners!

 

[trimmmed]

....................... Short enough that you dont even have to stand in a wheelbarrow for you guys that seem so into kinky stuff!

uhhhhhhhhhhhh Frank , us citified folks will have to defer to your expertise on that matter

 

[bugfart]

I think some of you guys need a hobby to occupy your idle minds!

What do you think we're doing here now?

I call it Wide Open Idle

Time for me to go milk the dogs and water the chipmunks, collect the fur-balls and fire up the cotton gin.

 

[PWB]

I know exactly where the saw is. I've known for 3 days now. It was inpected at your paranoid border and deemed unsafe for transport due to a tiny amount of fuel in the tank. It has been retrieved by a person, (friend) in Abbotsford and returned to me. I will evacuate the tank thoroughly and resend it via another courier.

Slow down boys. I drove truck for almost ten years and crossed the border several times a week, there's a LOT of a**holes in customs. It's possible.

Also took better than 6 weeks to have a musical instrument UPS'ed from Texas to Ontario a couple of years ago. Took almost 6 months to get reimbursed for the damage they did!

Not taking either side, just saying it's definetly possible!

Had US customs phone us last year to see what was in a container that was labled "LIVE HORSE SEMEN"!!!!!!!

Not too bright..........

 

[Kneejerk Bombas]

mike

where should i send the money?

Hahaha! I'm shocked and surprised the saws not on its way...NOT!

Paypal, [email protected]

 

[Kneejerk Bombas]

Had US customs phone us last year to see what was in a container that was labled "LIVE HORSE SEMEN"!!!!!!!

Not too bright..........

Wouldn't a guy with as much savey and intelligence as Simon claims to have, know not to try to ship a saw with fuel in the tank???
Hmmm... makes you wonder if maybe he did know, and is using the knowledge to keep pulling your legs... Haahahaha!
Hey Rich, I thought you were to smart for that!

 

[Gypo Logger]

I think some of you guys need a hobby to occupy your idle minds! Ever think about getting into cows? http://www.arboristsite.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21832&d=1110761082

These are Irish Dexter X Galloway crosses. Short enough that you dont even have to stand in a wheelbarrow for you guys that seem so into kinky stuff!

I imagine Gypos phone must be ringing off the hook with guys looking for saw modding info and placing orders! I mean the way his credibility in the subject has skyrocketted once people get to watch him in action. He should thank me for starting this thread I think.

Well I guess I better go put on my milking boots and feed the animals and collect the eggs on Cornercroft Farm! It is tough being such a cull, but hey we cant all be winners!

Hey Crofter, while you were out in the barnyard putting the wood to the sheep, I was on the phone to Art Martin.
He thinks you're a cull too!
Hahaha
John

 

[Kneejerk Bombas]

I think some of you guys need a hobby to occupy your idle minds! Ever think about getting into cows?

Dec 23, 5:49 PM (ET)

Erin Ontario, Canada (AP) - A 54-year-old man has pleaded no contest to charges in Erin County Circuit Court after telling police he regularly had been using calves for sexual gratification.

John Lambert was placed on two years probation Thursday and ordered to have psychological counseling and an alcohol and drug abuse assessment after pleading to charges of sexual gratification with an animal and disorderly conduct.

According to the criminal complaint, the family living on the farm Lambert visited, installed a motion sensor because they had seen suspicious footprints and vehicle tracks.

When the sensor sounded, Lambert was caught leaving the barn. He later told police the farm was a routine stop, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

Lambert told police he had gone to the farm at least 50 times in the last year, sometimes two to four times in a week.

 

[Crofter]

Hey Crofter, while you were out in the barnyard putting the wood to the sheep, I was on the phone to --- ------.
He thinks you're a cull too!
Hahaha
John

Life is fickle John, sometimes people change their minds about what they once thought we were! So what? friends may come and friends may go, but the bull goes on forever!

 

[Simonizer]

Wouldn't a guy with as much savey and intelligence as Simon claims to have, know not to try to ship a saw with fuel in the tank???
Hmmm... makes you wonder if maybe he did know, and is using the knowledge to keep pulling your legs... Haahahaha!
Hey Rich, I thought you were to smart for that!

There was less than a tablespoon in it.

 

[Dennis Cahoon]

I imagine Gypos phone must be ringing off the hook with guys looking for saw modding info and placing orders! I mean the way his credibility in the subject has skyrocketted once people get to watch him in action. He should thank me for starting this thread I think.

Crofter.....your dementia is catching up with you. Gypo's not taking orders or trying to compete with any saw builders, and his credibility hasn't changed a bit in my opinion and why would it? His figures are reliable and only offered a look at what someone with very little experience could try themselves with the right tools. You might want to give him a call yourself, he could probably help you with your clubs too. hahaha! Later Dennis

 

[Crofter]

Crofter.....your dementia is catching up with you. Gypo's not taking orders or trying to compete with any saw builders,

and his credibility hasn't changed a bit in my opinion and why would it?

Your opinion and 50 centswill get me a cup of coffee Dennis. You and John have both been banned a number of times under your own user names and countless times under an assortment of other names.

His figures are reliable and only offered a look at what someone with very little experience could try themselves with the right tools.

His figures on the couple of examples may be ok because he got them in confidence from someone who has experience.

You might want to give him a call yourself, he could probably help you with your clubs too. hahaha! Later Dennis

I might want to, but for some strange reason I don't. My clubs are exactly what I ordered. I usually do my homework and know what I want.

It is pretty apparent to people who know what is going on, that at the present time a number of people are jealous of another saw builder and trying in any way to discredit or create static for him. Of course we all know that Dennis is pure as the driven snow, don't we. Now mind you, anyone who is undecided at this point should probably follow gypos free advice. After all he has nothing to lose. If they figure they have nothing to lose either, then the decision is a no brainer. Now myself I would be sceptical of doing things without measuring and checking a number of things. Maybe because I have seen screwups from the sense of adventure being bigger than the knowledge. I think you have a hard position to sell but I know you will convince some to give it a shot. Go for it!

 

[HELSEL]

It is pretty apparent to people who know what is going on, that at the present time a number of people are jealous of another saw builder and trying in any way to discredit or create static for him. Of course we all know that Dennis is pure as the driven snow, don't we. Now mind you, anyone who is undecided at this point should probably follow gypos free advice. After all he has nothing to lose. If they figure they have nothing to lose either, then the decision is a no brainer. Now myself I would be sceptical of doing things without measuring and checking a number of things. Maybe because I have seen screwups from the sense of adventure being bigger than the knowledge. I think you have a hard position to sell but I know you will convince some to give it a shot. Go for it!

Frank, Who are you talking about being jealous??It d@m sure is not me.I think you are trying to make people on A.S. think you are something you are not.All you have to do is just try to get along on here.When you start a thread that is meant to down grade someone who is offering free info.That could have been your first mistake.As far as your saws(no im not gona go there that would make me just like you) I think gypos info is great.


Rick

 

[spacemule]

When you start a thread that is meant to down grade someone who is offering free info.That could have been your first mistake.

What are your thoughts on Art Martin?

 

[Crofter]

Well Rick I am sure that a lot of folks will blow their coffee on the keyboard to hear you ticking someone off about being derogatory. What made You think I was talking about you being jealous! but now that you have as much as admitted it, either live with it or get over it! As far as me trying to be something I am not, you can forget about that too. I am someone like a lot of others that is getting tired of the BS and calling it for what it is. I am not in the competition game and I am not someone who is awed by it. I am enough of a mechanic to know when someone is simply regurgitating a bit of pap. Gypo would laugh like a fiend if someone did really screw up their saw and claim that the whole thing was just a joke. You make it sound like I was trying to keep someone from getting to the pearly gates. Sure and I'm the devil incarnate and Gypo is the good shepherd! You should go on Oprah!

 

[HELSEL]

What are your thoughts on Art Martin?

I have been reading A.S. for along time,AND YOU SPACEDONKEY HAVE NOT PUT ONE GOOD POST ON HERE. That is my thoughts on you!!!! As far as Art Martin It is hard to judge a man you dont even know.


Rick

 

[spacemule]

I have been reading A.S. for along time,AND YOU SPACEDONKEY HAVE NOT PUT ONE GOOD POST ON HERE. That is my thoughts on you!!!! As far as Art Martin It is hard to judge a man you dont even know.


Rick

Which of yours have been good posts? I must have missed them all.

 

[Tree Sling'r]

I make a living with may saws, I like top end power. I run really sharp chains and my power heads (660's) can get me through any situation power wise on the stump. The high end I use for limbing everything I fall. I pay for my modded saws. I will and can do all my own repairs, but when it comes too decking, trimming, porting and polishing I leave alone. My money is better than my learning curve for technical details.