Agreed. My older brothers & sisters (I'm 61 yrs old,retired commercial construction youngest of 5 kids,3 boys,2 girls) keep telling me "You NEED to get a smartphone blah blah,it will make things so much easier for you blah blah...(meaning easier for THEM to keep tabs on me,via texting) I got news for 'em,I dont NEED to do **** except die & pay taxes.

Since our 94 yr old father died in early June pretty unexpectedly & our 89 yr old Mom is in a care center until the end of the month when she gets to go home,they are all acting strange,wanna run my life like I'm 12 years old or some crap.I think they're pissed that I have Power Of Attorney over everything plus was named (unknown to me until July) sole Executor of Mom's estate once that day arrives.....
I DONT text WTF why cant people leave a damn voice mail? Are they soo busy they cant spare the time or are they just lazy? I've had internet access & various PC's or laptops since April 2000,and have had various cell phones since 2004.I use it for phone calls,occasionally use the calculator on it,its got a crappy camera that I never use,since Sony digital DSR camera takes care of that with ease....
Sorry for the rant,I'm a lot like you regarding certain technology,its nice in some areas but too many people are so dependent on it,it totally controls their life.I've seen people that wont even put down their damn phones when having a convo or a meal with others,they are oblivious to everything around them,that is sad & ridiculous IMO.
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