How to have a lifetime of firewood delivered in a single dump

[TJ-Bill]

I don't think the pond in my park yard is big enough for that!

 

[TMFARM 2009]

yup, thats the way i would like to unload firewood..back up slam the brakes and watch it slide right out..

 

[Dalmatian90]

back up slam the brakes and watch it slide right out..

One of the funniest things I ever witnessed:

I'm coming up on a traffic light. I normally go straight, but I know making a left is a total P.I.T.A. since it's fairly busy and no left arrow. Often if you didn't sneak ahead of the on-coming cars when you both got a green, you'd have to wait in the middle of the intersection till it was a red light again.

There's a F-350 parked there with it's tailgate down and about 3' of plywood stacked in the 6-1/2' bed -- which had a plastic liner.

Light turns green, the driver punched it to try and beat the on-coming traffic.

It was like a Looney Tunes cartoon...the plywood did not move at all. The truck drove out from under it, and I swear the plywood stayed in mid-air long enough for Wiley E. Coyote to pull out a sign...and then it came down onto the pavement with a thud still perfectly stacked.