If these Indian princesses turn into Squ**'s after half a drink then I would say; Yeah that really tough.
How Tough Are You?
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Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
I think they only like me because I'm a penniless woodcutter.
^ that's into tongue & groove
ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
Nah, tough would be pissing up a rope while drinking gas station champagne in front of 5 $2 hookers.
Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
A lesbian once proposed to me, (true story), but I politely declined, because I'm a lesbian too.
Tough enough that I work west coast terrain with a non weight barring pin in my leg that was to be removed from the ligament 4years ago. Come to think of it I got steel in both legs. OK I'm so tough I'm made of steel
I broke my leg & called the ambulance, they had to come a fair way so I reckoned I was going to be in hospital for a few days, so I thought I'd better make sure all the animals had enough feed for the week, when they got there I was in the chook shed filling up the feeder with a bag of feed in one hand & an old right angled tree root as a crutch under the other one, they took bets between themselves whether I was putting it on or not because I declined the green whistle pain relief , it was broken alright both lower leg bones.
Hardinski
Hardinski
GrassGuerilla
Olympic Piss-reving wanna be.
I'm tougher than Kroger meat.
ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
Ahaha. Was grocery shopping the other night and many packs had meat that was grey or green. Almost as bad as slimy chicken that smelled like a septic tank. I had to actually fight to get my $26 back!
ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
Tough (or lazy?) Is when you poop yourself and decide to finish off the day in the woods vs heading in ASAP to do some major cleanup work.
(No not me, an old timer that used to work at the shop). "Eh... least it's warm"
If I even THINK poo touched cotton I'm doing the 300 yard dash to the *******!
(No not me, an old timer that used to work at the shop). "Eh... least it's warm"
If I even THINK poo touched cotton I'm doing the 300 yard dash to the *******!
I had a lesbian couple that wanted me to be their baby daddy. They offered that I could have both of them if that I wanted, just one of them was going to get pregnant. Both nice girls, really good looking for lesbians, good jobs with great retirement and bennies, but I said no. No doubt they would have loved the kid and taken great care of it, but the whole idea felt weird and I could see nothing but years of drama coming from that.
...and I ain't that tough.
!!!! "Amen " !!!! to that brother, especially with the wrong woman/women and 18 plus years of money trouble! but on the other hand with a great kid/kid's from one good delivery might just be worth it.... some fine kids have come from other than normal situations like you described...(married, one father/dad, mother/mom and together for life).
Trx250r180
Saw polisher
Only if there is a 40 mph wind in front of you
ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
That's about as bad as pissing on the uphill and it leaking in a hole in your boot.
bnmc98
ArboristSite Guru
Am I tough? I carried my out of control 3 year old through downtown Seaside from a restaurant to the hotel while he was beating me in the face and yelling "You're Stupid!" and dozens of people watching the whole way.
I just smiled and kept on walking.
I just smiled and kept on walking.
Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
I'm so tough, I had a bad tooth infection on the botton right closest to the molar tooth and was wanting to keep the tooth and have a root canal. Eventually one night I grabbed a big screwdriver and put the insulated end on the tooth so it wouldn't slip and grabbed a 12" k&h wedge and stood in front of the mirror and hit it as hard as I could. Didn't knock it out but Blood was coming out around the gums. I took aim again and gave 'er my best again. A little more blood and with in a minute all the pain was gone from the pressure release. The tooth I couldn't knock out did eventually get the root canal.
Oh yes, the things you do in camp.
...wait a minute, I was in town.
I do have a tooth/camp story that went on for a 70 day shift but thats another post. Maybe had the thread been called "how sTOOpid are you, much of the same stories would be told
Oh yes, the things you do in camp.
...wait a minute, I was in town.
I do have a tooth/camp story that went on for a 70 day shift but thats another post. Maybe had the thread been called "how sTOOpid are you, much of the same stories would be told
I like johnnys song about the really tough people who eat chillies for breakfast, lunch & dinner, it goes like " burn burn burn, that ring of fire"
Ringstingski
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I'm so tough I kept on working throughout the season in the woods when I couldn't lift my arms above chest height. At first it just hurt like hell but then it became physically impossible to lift my arms more than a few degrees. Went to see the doc and was diagnosed with frozen shoulder on both sides and was told that I shouldn't have worked that long, that was 5 years ago and I still haven't healed, probably never will.
So that was not only tough but also stupid, those two seem to go hand in hand don't they??
I can barely use a chain saw today but that's ok, I have gotten used to it. I went back to school to get a forester (-ish) education, I plan on doing forest management plans and forest inventory.
Tough and stupid, but I get the last laugh
So that was not only tough but also stupid, those two seem to go hand in hand don't they??
I can barely use a chain saw today but that's ok, I have gotten used to it. I went back to school to get a forester (-ish) education, I plan on doing forest management plans and forest inventory.
Tough and stupid, but I get the last laugh
