I had an interesting day at work today.

[voxac30dude]

so i was doing a 80 foot silk oak(grevilla robusta) removal in this cookie cutter neighborhood. the next door neighbor ended up being a total hippie and was harassing me and my crew all day spouting random obscenities. he said we are one of the reasons for global warming.. this guy is apparently on crack. anyway so i get through about 50% of the tree and move on to dropping the bigger wood. when i called down for my water and send me up my stihl MS361 the hippie guy comes out again and walks up to our truck and rubs feces(crap) all over our hood and then goes on to saying someday we will end up like this shet on the hood. squished and stinky. one of my crew called the police and when the police went in neighbors house they found over 3 pounds of marijuana and one baggy of crystal meth. they dont pay me enough for this stuff. what a day it was today haha.

 

[PineFever]

Reminds me of the commercial that said:
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS

Musta been fun watching them haul his a$$ away!

 

[fishercat]

that's crazy!

but you knew he had to be high on something.

sounds like a relative to the Nitwit neighbor i talked to this afternoon.He was no trouble but definitely an Obama voter.

 

[treemandan]

Really? He rubbed poop on the truck !!!??

 

[randyg]

Really? He rubbed poop on the truck !!!??

Seemed like a pretty good idea at the time?

 

[Tree Pig]

Really? He rubbed poop on the truck !!!??

I usually do that to my own truck when I first get on the job, it keeps the crazies away.

 

[DJ4wd]

Wow what a whack job! I surprised he was in good enough shape to be hauled away. Don't get me wrong Im happy he's jail, surprised someone didn't HULK SMASH!! Him over it, good for you calling the cops.

 

[wigglesworth]

But the real question is.....who's poop was it?

 

[ozzy42]

I've had some really crappy days ,but that beats all.


























So,,,,,

Who removed the pooh????

 

[Taxmantoo]

Really? He rubbed poop on the truck !!!??

Isn't that what chimpanzees do, throw their feces at people?
:monkey:

 

[treemandan]

Isn't that what chimpanzees do, throw their feces at people?
:monkey:

Well, uh, I have flung dogcrap at people before. I told them not to let the dam dog crap on my doorstep. I mean come the #### on! I used a shovel.

 

[GoRving]

That day rates on up there with the unusual ones, for sure.

 

[treeclimber101]

SO ........ Does the truck still have **** all over the hood or did you hose her off and ride her home wet?

 

[BC WetCoast]

So did he bring his own or climb inside the box and dig around the chips to find the treasures hidden there?

 

[tree md]

Well I wish I was a tumble turd in some old ####ty place, I'd pick some up in my hand and I'd rub it all in my face.

Need to be thick skinned in this biz sometimes. Especially with the hippies and huggers.

Edit: And the next time the say something to you about global warming tell them you have two words for them: Acid Rain...

 

[pdqdl]

I suspect that the cops have had dozens of calls on that crackpot over the years. They were probably waiting for a good excuse to go in and get him.

Did all the neighbors come out and applaud when he went away?

 

[indiansprings]

I'd had to break him like a puppy and rub his nose in it.lol What a richard cranium.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Did you leave a flaming bag on his porch when ya left?

 

[treeclimber101]

Ya should of faced up one of his trees with half a backcut, lol

 

[voxac30dude]

I suspect that the cops have had dozens of calls on that crackpot over the years. They were probably waiting for a good excuse to go in and get him.

Did all the neighbors come out and applaud when he went away?

i wish they woulda applauded.
most of the neighbors at that condo complex were inside becuase my saws are soo damn loud. haha

and as for the poop, we took the chip box off and went to the local cheveron car wash. no one wanted to even spray it with the hose because of the risk of it splashing off and hitting someone in the mouth. hahahahah