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Thats funny.
One thing that I have learned is, a word longer than 2 syllables is subject to modifcation. :msp_biggrin:
 
I need a large cotton wood tree removed

I might go look at this tree and see what she wants to pay $300 for if its between her garage and house it might need a crane. :dizzy:

Dear Stephanie,

I need someone to jump out of my birthday cake wearing little or no clothing. You also need to shout Happy Birthday in a loud and exuberant voice. I will pay $10 cash and you can kiss my friends if you'd like. If not, that's okay. They can get kisses from their wives when they finish crawling home. Please don't be offended by my offer. It is much more generous and less humiliating than your offer.

Randy
 
Dear Stephanie,

I need someone to jump out of my birthday cake wearing little or no clothing. You also need to shout Happy Birthday in a loud and exuberant voice. I will pay $10 cash and you can kiss my friends if you'd like. If not, that's okay. They can get kisses from their wives when they finish crawling home. Please don't be offended by my offer. It is much more generous and less humiliating than your offer.

Randy

*laughs* You and I really need to go out and have a beer. Nobody in this county has a sense of humor.
 
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