Please don't let my pair of 036's know they're turds. They've always done all I ask from them.I've owned several 360/036. Even back in the day they where turds. If you had a Husky 357xp or a 359 you might have something to brag about.
It appears you're vastly more knowledgeable and experienced than me, so I'll just happily continue to run my 25 year old junk. IF they finally fail to meet my needs I'll make sure to check in with you to find out what you deem to be on the list of acceptable saws.