Slamm
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Spacemule is 100% correct in his earlier posts.
The OP has unrealistic expectations, a short fuse, and very little saw knowledge. Basically an immature fool prone to flipping out with little provocation. (As his reaction to this post will no doubt confirm) Peeling out of the lot, unloading on the guy in ShopRite and then your wife? J-E-R-K!
Can't think of many dealers that would be happy to see you arrive, no matter how much coffee and donuts you bring with you. Especially a guy who buys the expensive stuff online, and pesters the dealer for nickel and dime parts and free advice.
Only a REALLY good saw shop with a VERY experienced tech could have a conversation about modding saws. It would have to be a place where there's some enthusiasm for saw performance beyond the usual "we just sell 'em the way they are" lawn and garden store. There's not too many of them out there. Sure there are plenty of moronic dealers, but just because a shop isn't into performance tuning or "playing" with saws, it doesn't brand them as idiots. There are plenty of real good shops that are pretty much "by the book". It's not fair to knock them because they don't share our enthusiast perspective on chainsaws.
Thank you, Spacemule and Spike60 for writing the words right out of my thoughts, LOL.
Sam
Sam