never would i thought this would happen a beaver is stealing my firewood!!!

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Have any of you ever saw the Blue Comedy Tour dvd. I think it was Jeff Foxworthy talking about a man that got his nipple bit off by a beaver. OUCH!!!! That had to hurt.

Danny
 
call me............

yeah the wife saw it running off with a log from my pile!!! she chased ity with a shovel lol. anyway the thing is the river is a much bigger distance away from my house than i thought a beaver would ever go. he evan has to cross a busy street to boot. what the hell do i do here its funny i think but i aint gonna let him steal my wood! he can cut down his own damn wood. problem is i only have 1/3 acre and i think if i shoot the bastard ill get into trouble. what do you guys think i should do?

i'll shoot the bastard with a bow and arrow.
 
I think this is your beaver. Better watch him. He could carry off a cord of wood in one trip.LOL

big-sleeping-beaver.jpg

Kinda looks like an otter.
 
I'd look into this before attempting, but a family friend who's held various positions with municipalities arounf NH said that there's a safe and legal way to get rid of beavers.

-Find lodge entrance.

-Insert a balloon

-Pop balloon

Repeat periodically.

Supposedly, this spooks the rascalls and makes thir home unhospitable.

Again, this is 3rd hand advice, so I'd look into it before attempting to make sure it's legal and that it actually works.
 
i know theres a daycare right behind my house too. so i dont anyone shooting it. not to mention thats not the kinda thing i want my 2 daughters to see their 3&6 years old.

Don't you think its more obscene for the kids to watch the beaver taking the wood? Ok I'll stop now.:popcorn:
 
Contact these folks, they should be able to help you out.


Connecticut Wildlife Services State Director
463 West Street
Amherst, MA 01002


Phone: (413) 253-2403

FAX: (413) 253-7577
 
yeah the wife saw it running off with a log from my pile!!! she chased ity with a shovel lol. anyway the thing is the river is a much bigger distance away from my house than i thought a beaver would ever go. he evan has to cross a busy street to boot. what the hell do i do here its funny i think but i aint gonna let him steal my wood! he can cut down his own damn wood. problem is i only have 1/3 acre and i think if i shoot the bastard ill get into trouble. what do you guys think i should do?

i REALLY THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE POSTS WITH SOME SCANTLY CLOTHED BABE CARRYING A PIECE OF WOOD. WHAT A LET DOWN!
 
I'd take his wood and build a fence around your wood pile. Or you can stuff 100 balloon with LP gas in his house and shoot the balloons with a fire arrow.
 
That would have been hilarious to see !

LOL my eX was cornered in the house one evening years back while I was at work by an opossum. I come home and he's on the porch looking at me like it was his place. She used to feed the neighborhood cats there and he was helping himself to the feed.
One quick thunk when the master returned and he was in a different state of mind.
 
husky,
I don't think you want to go chasing after the beaver.... it might land you in the dog house just how is it going to sound when the wife asks where you have been and you reply 'just out chasin beaver' :hmm3grin2orange: :jawdrop:
"and that's when the fight started"
and plus you don't know where that beaver has been:dizzy:
 
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