Pre Clearwater

[Rotax Robert]

OK...I have slowed my saw down as much as I can. It is now a push start saw @325cc...with water injection instead of gas...Last I heard from the gypo was that he was stihl around thunder bay at 8am pst. this morning 3-7-02.......SHEESH I HOPE HIS SAWS ARE FASTER THAN HE IS.....And dennis ..don't unthaw the steaks just yet; we gotta wait for the cook...

 

[Dennis]

Robert....D@mn it...I already have them marinating in beer and spice....tell him to hurry his @ss up..I am getting hungry..I had to go dig the bbq out of 3 feet of snow today..piss me off...three nice days in a row, then a little drift of snow..oh well...the deck should be clear of snow by wednesday..

Hopefully he got through Ontario today...should have been about 1000 miles....for the last two days....now another 1500 of flatlands...then the magnificent Rockies..

Oh yeah..I left a nasty messge for you on your machine tonight...
well..its not that nasty, just as mean as us Canadians can be..

 

[Dennis]

Once again..Gyro calls me from jail..now he's stuck in between Quebec and Ontario...if any of you 'mericans want that province we can talk...I am willing to sell it and anything east...

But..back to the problem...this time..."apparently" it wasnt his fault...(oh its mine?)....anyway he will be released from the French Regime in the morning..the house wench apparently gave favors...so I'm thinking a roadblock at every intersection where they stop....just for favors??

If it worked for the French how couldnt it work for us?

-If you drink, don't drive...do the Watermelon crawl....

 

[Kevin]

I don`t think he`s ever had the same girl stay in his truck for more than a minute, that`s why he`s taking so long to get there.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi You Bunch of Creeps

Hi There, I just got out of Jail, It was just a mistaken identity thing and I am on my way to Clearwater, but I took a wrong turn and ended up at the Log Inn Pub and got into a fight with the Hell's Angels after the horn on my truck got stuck, but we became friends when I threatened to take them all out with a toy chainsaw.
Anyway, Robyn is gone now and I am left to my own resources, but I think she made a good impression on my older sisters in Calgary where it was 32 degrees below zero, so you need to plug in your vehicle and the gravel trucks fling stones and crack your windsheild.
I didnt see much wildlife en route, except for one deer, one moose, too Eagles and a couple of beavers.
Anyway, I think I am having saw withdrawals and must make wood fibre soon, less I become yet another wanabee woodtick wishing I had some big timber to dump with a saw of any consequence such as a Walkerized 385 XP.
Oh ya, I forget to say I am posting from the Library in Jasper Alberta, a mere 2 hrs. from Dennis the creep in British Columbia, where men are men and the sheep are scared.
John

 

[Dennis]

Robert, the weather doesnt look terrible for the weekend, chance of showers on thurs and fri...with some flurries...about -5 max...should be some sun on friday and sat too...I will have a bunch of logs out...bbq fired up...beer in the snowbank...

 

[Rotax Robert]

Just talked to Dennis and looks like I am heading out out Friday morning for Clearwater...Took some Dyno runs (13).. today on the Predator and have a carb problem of all things to work out. 200+ hp looks fairly easy to attain now and will go back after it tomorrow. I also told Dennis that I was bringing my Rotax and kick his @ss so hard that he will have take his hat off just to fart.
That being said, have a nice day

 

[rbtree]

Air pollution in clearwater??????

Speaking of "clearwater", keep Dennis away from that pristine streambed after you're done with him.

Hey, one plank, got 'er done yet?

been to see the maple tree pics and yakkin' on other forum yet? Think my dinky 066 can handle it? Well, hurry up, ya bum.........

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi there, I,m headed off to Dennis's shop today. I rocked out my Stihl racing chain yesterday on a nail while cutting firewood, but this is ok, because it just means it will but all the faster because the rakers were to low anyway, so after I file the cutters back it should really get up and talk.
I got some logs for Robert to practice on and will have them delivered to Greffards this morning.
There is not much snow here and the weather can change very fast and can get quite warm. The ***** willows are showing already and the Red Wing Black Birds have arrived.
We will keep you folks posted as to the goins on when Rotax arrives. When its all over I am Long Gone To the Yukon Boys.

 

[Dennis]

What Gyro failed to mention was the fact that he is (was) in a semi-desert area where the precipitation is very minimal...here in Clearwater we got another bit of snow again last night to bring it to about 2 feet (settled) in town ... and we will be racing on the snow and Ice covered ground...of which I have to go out with my backhoe today and clear the area...

 

[Dennis]

Yeah well the creep got here again..so I put him to work shovelling off the deck, so we can bbq tomorrow afternoon...then cut all day Saturday...I got Lambert out there with his beloved 357 to try to square the ends of the logs we are going to be cutting..and of course his rocked out chain couldnt do it...figures..I think I will send him back to jail...

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi There, I got to Greffards and was put to work immediately shovelin snow and choking logs for the sawfest, but there is a big dog here that's got the hots for my 357WXPG and starts chasing me around as soon as I crank it up and trys to bite the saw, good job my chains are pretty well rocked out.
Anyway, Rotax is arriving tomorrow, so I have some time to do some filing.
John

 

[Rotax Robert]

Ok. its whoop @ss time....I am heading out in the morning with a somewhat trusty buddy of mine (george) and my trusty Rotax. I hope Dennis and John sobber up by the time we get there Friday night. The Dyno work is done on the Predator V8 so now I have a little time to kill with my fine Canadian buddies and an even finer Canadian Blended Whiskey. Batten down the hatches boys, becaus here I come

 

[rbtree]

Hey, what about my toy saw you're supposed to be playing with, Mr G?? Come on, now, quit havin' so much fun watchin' the dog bite the saw.........or gypo's leg.....

I had to drop 4000 board feet all in a 20x100 foot space, houses on both sides, pwr lines out at the street, wind gusting to 25 while I limbed the one untouched 1200 board footer, house 2 inches away. And all I had was that dinky 066 and a wimpy 372.



Hittin' Baker Sunday, c'mon down, 65 inches of freshies!! And bring you know what.....all 13 hp of him!!
leave the 400 lb saws for the big boys......

.....livin' dangerously....

the Dodg

 

[Kevin]

Please keep Gyro inside the fence and don`t let him run with any strays.
Make sure he gets lots of exercise and watch he doesn`t run out on the road, he`s not use to a lot of traffic.
He just needs one dish of food a day along with a little water.
You can leave him outside but make sure he has a little straw to sleep on and be sure to keep him tied up if for any reason you need to leave the property.

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ontario Loggers.

 

[Dennis]

dropstarting the Rotax

Well, Robert and George finally made it up to Gods country...John and I walk into the local watering hole and there is Robert and George at the table with the Rotax sitting there in the middle of the bar....and they call us rednecks?

Robert needed a lesson or two in drinking our fine Canadian blends...we made him quit using the funnel....he ended up drunker than 700 indians....and John ended up trying to dropstart the Rotax in the hotel room....what he didnt realize is that he had the wrong end of the saw....typical of an Ontario person...

 

[Dennis]

Canadian Whiskey and Canadian Women

So, we are down at the local pub and one of our local ladies takes a shining to Roberts....ummm....saw..yeah saw..so after she picks on Robert and George for being American, (who can blame her) we remind her who is buying the drinks..so then she consents to a few pictures....

 

[Toneman]

Hey John

The saw looks much better with the girl beside it!
Hope your haveing a good trip
Tony

 

[Dennis]

Rocking out Roberts Rotax

So the creep Lambert tries to run the Rotax and ends up dumping the racing chain Robert spent 10 hours filing into the dirt after messing up the cut.....man its hard to get good help over the net....

 

[Dennis]

So here is Robert...after John thought he was smart and decided to put stove oil in the tank of the Rotax...thinking it was higher octane...good thing the compression is high enough on the saw to run deisel fuel...

After about two hours of testosterone, beer and sawdust, the Environmental Protection Agency shows up and asks for permits..so we BS'd our way out of that one only to butt heads with the NLAP(Northern Living Allowance Police)...because we didnt have our CAC (Chainsaw Aquisition Certificates) permits all in place...man I cannot believe they are hassling us about that already...Robert and George both were thrown in the back of the cop car for about half an hour, only because they refused to cooperate..(they didnt know how to say US of Eh!)...

So, we called it a day and will cut more tomorrow...now we are off to bbq up the buffalo and deer steaks...