pennsywoodburnr
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There's an old mechanic that's been around for years and years where I work that had a job as a janitor in his earlier days, and could completely back up what you just said.
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There's an old mechanic that's been around for years and years where I work that had a job as a janitor in his earlier days, and could completely back up what you just said.
Actually the puddle under the urinal is beer, not urine.
First of all, "porta-potties" were designed for women... men need only a tree to step behind. And although men use the urinals in porta-potties, they were in fact, designed for women... because they want the men to stay away from "their" seat.
So anyway, back to the puddle of beer...
Those ridiculous plastic urinals in porta-potties have no flat top on 'em... no place to set your beer (not to mention, unless you're payin' attention they're the equivalent of peein' on an elevated flat rock). Out here, were real men live, that ain't a problem 'cause we have zippers... but over on the west coast, where so many wanna' be men live, the button fly is popular. It's inevitable... if you're hangin' on to a beer and tryin' to un-button/re-button the fly... well, if you've been drinkin' any respectable amount beer, you're gonna' spill it.
The truth is... if a real man places the porta-potty correctly, it ain't even necessary for another real man to step inside one... a real man places the porta-potty so other real men can just step behind it. It's the wanna' be men on the west coast that need the porta-potty... just think of the laugh we'd all get if some guy "stepped 'round back" with a beer in his hand, wearin' a button fly
Heck, if I was forced to wear a button fly... I'd just never button it
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Surprised no one has mentioned "sword fights". My cousin and I used to do that all the time.
KenJax Tree
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Just the stream right? The swords weren't actually touching i hope[emoji1]
Back-in-the-day, we used to cruise 'round with a box-o-beer in an old rusted out Dodge pickup my buddy drove.
It was so rusted out there were some pretty good sized holes in the floor boards, never need to make a "pit-stop"... well, except to buy more beer.
Just sayin'.
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It was so rusted out there were some pretty good sized holes in the floor boards, never need to make a "pit-stop"... well, except to buy more beer.
Just sayin'.
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I went to join the Marines when I was a kid, Recruiter took me out back and said, "Pee a hole in that snow bank", so I peed a near perfect hole in the snow.
Recruiter took a look and said I was too smart to be in the Marines if I could pee a near perfect hole in the snow,,, so i joined the Army,,,
Recruiter took a look and said I was too smart to be in the Marines if I could pee a near perfect hole in the snow,,, so i joined the Army,,,
As you get older you'll find out there's times when it takes 45 seconds just to get the valve cracked open.
Just sayin'
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Correct, more like Light Sabres.
nathon918
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sureeeeeee.....
Since you aren't interested in accuracy, teach him the next disgusting thing to do. Poop on the other side of a blowdown on a road. Yup, that's it. I quickly learned to look on the other side before bucking up trees across roads. That's something to add to your Pride Movement.
nathon918
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would half on one side and half on the other side be better?
Sounds to me like you were taught a valuable lesson.
It's flat foolish and unsafe to run a chainsaw into anything without checkin' both sides first... on a road or not. You should be grateful it was just a little crap to deal with, it could'a been much worse. Someone could'a been trapped under that log, passed-out from blood loss yet still breathin'. Maybe some drunk sleepin' it off next to the tree for shelter. Or even just a hunk of steel waitin' to wreck your chain. Nope, that crap by the tree weren't disgustin'; the fact that you actually ran your saw into that tree without checkin' both sides is improper and unsafe use of a saw... and disgustin'.
Crappin' in your drawers is disgustin'... crappin' next to a log or blow-down is avoidin' the disgustin'.
Just sayin'.
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nathon918
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to make her happy, im just going to put the log on the log...
KenJax Tree
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No need for us to go over a log, we jump hop in the chip box....think about that next time you're spreading around some fresh wood chips. Not much you can do when nature calls.
Erik B
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Doing a good job is like peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. It gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices.
bowtechmadman
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I'd challenge any of ya to a pee contest but I don't want to hear any complaining b/c of the 12" head start I have.
TreeTangler
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You can all have the time and distance medals, I'd just like to know how to get it to stop leaking down my leg once I've put it away.
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