Redneck hotsaw catalog

[Gypo Logger]

I totaly resemble any remark that I have ever posted nude with an 088.
It just didn't happen.
John

 

[Vman]

i am disappointed there are no chaps!!

 

[ccicora]

They don't make 3 legged chaps.....

 

[leweee]

A redneck chainsaw racer....

if your saw runs on moonshine and you drink the al..cool..hall you just mite be....

 

[Grande Dog]

If your saw was made in the USA, you might be a redneck chainsaw racer.
If your sponsored by RC Cola and Moon-pies, you might be a redneck chainsaw racer.
If saw shops call you looking for parts, you might be a redneck chainsaw racer.

Grande Dog
Master Mechanic
Discount Arborist Equipment and Tree Care Supplies

 

[NWCS]

you might be a redneck chain filer if you grind your chains this way..

 

[Lawn Masters]

Well, I confess, the cutoff saw works pretty good, now if I could just figure out why my chains keep breaking all the time.

 

[Horst]

I am building a website for a hotsaw builder. I would like to place a few jokes in there. Can you guys post a few redneck chainsaw one liners that you can think of.

Here’s one, you might be a redneck chain saw racer if you buy those cheesy wrap around sun glasses at the liquor store for 2 bucks.

Or hey look at my redneck HEHAW sneakers standing next to the King of LumberJacks,

Hahahahahahahahahah! Where's the film?

 

[Chris J.]

Ben, great photo! That should be posted near the sign listing the rates for sharpening chain.



If you give your wife jewelry made out of saw chain...

If you give your children chainsaw parts for Christmas...

If you use parts from your truck on your chainsaw...

If your race saw has parts from more than three different brands of saw...

If you make most of your own saw parts using JB Weld...

If you buy duct tape by the pallet...

 

[Mr.]

I had to revive this one. The alternate fuel one hit alittle too close to home.

Mr

 

[Sethro]

Mark
Did you finish the site building?

 

[Poundcake]

That was some funny quotes there. :spam:

 

[Kenskip1]

Red Neck Humor

How about,
If your chain saw bar oil doubles as a hair growth stimulant, you might be a Red Neck


Ken

 

[Sethro]

You might be a arboistsite member If somebody asked you if she's stump broke,and you think of your chainsaw!(instead of you girlfriend)

 

[oldsaw]

If your saw chain has more teeth than your family, you might be a redneck chainsaw racer.

Grande Dog
Master Mechanic
Discount Arborist Equipment and Tree Care Supplies

That's "per foot", Grand Dog. I run a 42" loop, full comp, which has more teeth than a redneck's traceable family. Need to be specific on this.

 

[upandcommer]

I got one for yall

if your wife has ever asked you to take the carbarator off the kitchen table so she can serve the dinner you might be a redneck chainsaw racer

(ps my wife has asked me this and i am a redneck but not a chainsaw racer)

 

[DeanBrown3D]

Do your chainsaws sleep with each other?

You watch the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and spend all the time trying to figure out what make of saw it is.... (while also drooling at Jessica Biel)

 

[Bad E]

Q:What does a divorce of a redneck chainsaw user and his spouse , and a tornado in Kansas have in common?


A:Somebody is going to lose a trailer.

 

[toolfreak]

If you siphon gas from your lawn mower for saw fuel you might be a redneck!

If you butcher deer with a chainsaw, you might be a redneck!

If you refer to your chainsaw as "she" or "her" and your wife/girlfriend gets gealous, you might be a redneck!