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I'm confused. A magnum riding shotgun?
Looks like some figure went begging in that bluegum. Time for an alaskan chainsaw mill?
Too hot (34 hahaha) here for cutting. The apprentice and I hit the water before sunrise, caught a few dozen Kahawai, and were back in time to witness the holiday mayhem unfolding at the boat ramp that was so chocka a few city slickers had to turn that switchy box thingy on their control panels and off-road their 4x4 shopping trolleys onto the sand adjacent the boat ramp to launch their floating gin palaces. Been a while since I've seen such a congested, angry mob on the boat ramp and never before at that hour of the morning. A few more days and the bastards and bastardesses will fluck off home and leave the rest of us in peace for a wee while at least.
On the 500-second drive home we hatched a plan to sell these idjits livebait next public holiday. If we can't shoot 'em, might as well take their money.
Ended up having to back the tractor & wood(s) trailer the length of a football field (should have made that trail wider!) when the front tires broke through the ice into what I know is immeasurably deep muck. There is something to be said for getting older and knowing your body can no longer pay the tab for indiscretions you without hesitation made in your youth...Still only a little crust of frozen dirt in the plowed field in the driest area. The wet area where I have 40 logs piled up is out of the question...
G'day scroungers! Today was the day to get back into the groove and work off some Christmas flab that has still been hanging around. Overcast and cooler conditions today with rain coming. A look at the radar told me that I could probably get an hour of scrounging at the Lady Farm before I got rained out. Just as well because I only had 1 tank's worth of 2-stroke left.
Off I went and found a likely looking candidate. First rule of scrounging in Australia - assess for drop bears.
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Drop bears negative. Second rule - pray that Limby starts. Set to Run. Deep breath. Pull. BANG! Two months off and Limby fires up first pull. Seconds later...
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Limby powered through. The operator needed a breather or two. Sure, I could have used a smaller saw, but why use a smaller saw when you have a bigger one?
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This peppermint was out on his own a bit with no other trees in the immediate vicinity which gave me hope that he was largely termite-free. And it virtually was, this wood is ready to burn and absolutely prime.
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I didn't have the lady farmer's ute today so I just stacked it up for convenient pick up at a later date. There's probably a bit over a cube there, mebbe a third of a cord or so.
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There's also some branch material there that I'll use as part of our community bonfire in May that Cowgirl helps organise (and I build, douse in diesel and set fire to).
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You can ride up front today, Limby. Just don't leak stuff on the seat.
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On the way out, I chucked the last blocks that I cut in late November from the blue gum in the back. The grass has died off a bit now which gave me a better look at and under it. It looks like I'll be able to get another couple of loads out of it which will be good dense stuff for burning in a couple of years time.
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Isolated from the rest of the world for at least 60 million years, NZ doesn't have drop (or any) bears. We didn't have any mammals at all, until man got here less than 800 years ago and ruined everything .I asked the same question a couple weeks ago. I had to google it.
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