STRANGE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE TOY CHAINSAW REPLICA
Heres a odd toy Chainsaw i found over the weekend,,,
I was gonna walk on by it
but decided what the heck it was a saw well kinda never and seen one like it
before..So i bought it,,
I Dont CARE to much for the FAKE BLOOD SPLATTERS all over it and all
but i guess it could make a good ITEM fer Halloween or something..
The Saw makes LOUD reving sounds and the chain does spin around the bar like a normal saw..
its about the same size as normal saw aswell.,,,BUT weighs alot Lighter! Sop much that when
Went to pick it up off the table i FREEKED myself out cause its so light,,It Seems my brain thinks its a real saw..
i picked it up and basically i over judged the weight and the saw was over my head before my mind could react.,,,Ha Crazy feeling..
ha freeked me right out,,,
Later that day
I decided to play a prank on my daughter and my wife..
Anyways the teenaged daughter is always walking and texting
so i seen her through the kitchen window she had just came home for buying make up with her mom..From the local drugstore..
SO i decided to scare her and momma a lil with this new toy saw i just got..
As they came though the door.,,i waited behind the door with this gruesome toy saw for them.
i figured i would jump out with the saw and pretend to chase them with the saw and yell and scream ect...BAd move there! lol
When i jumped out in front of them
THEY BOTH FREEKED RIGHT OUT!!
i would never do that aGAIN LOL ALL THE EYES GOT big as saucers!
I guess the sound of the toy saw and being startled really got em going!
My daughter got so scared she wound up and nailed me in the jaw instantly with a small iron fist right from the hip!!..! and then i got a Swift kick to stomach from momma!..
Sheesh for both of them being not much over 4 1/2 tall they sure gave it to me good!
i hit the floor right to my knees! Man oh man can my girl throw a mean punch,,,
Serves me right i guess i have learnt my lesson thats for sure ...
It took 5 good shots of whiskey to kill the pain of the small iron fist,,
heres the toy,,,:hmm3grin2orange:
NEED TO GET RID OF THIS THING BEFORE I GET HURT..
STAy TUNED FOLKZ MORE TO COME...