I wondered why sales were slow today and apparently there was some kind of sporting event on TV. I switched on the TV and there was a bunch of guy's running back and forth chasing a brown ball. They would all cuddle each other then line up and all take off running into each other. After it was over they all patted each other on the butt for some reason. It all looked pretty Gay to me. I watched for a few min then turned the TV off and went back outside. I don't understand what the fuss was all about. Must be some kind of new leftist reality show. Oh well, what ever floats your boat.