Stihl/Husky guys, your both great, but today I bought a Dolmar!

[SawTroll]

....... Nope...just like a Jonsered saw, women love pullin' long bars...

They often want them thick as well, watch the nose sprocket count of your bars........ opcorn:

 

[chowdozer]

They often want them thick as well, watch the nose sprocket count of your bars........ opcorn:

All of my bars only have one nose sprocket. I must be out of the loop if some people are running more than one.

 

[Peacock]

Just make sure you fellows use a safety chain.

Or better yet just keep a scabbard on.

 

[2000ssm6]

Use motion lotion also

 

[GASoline71]

We should be seein'a new... "I can't start my new saw" thread real soon...:hmm3grin2orange:

Gary

 

[SawTroll]

All of my bars only have one nose sprocket. I must be out of the loop if some people are running more than one.

You know perfectly well that I spoke of number of teeth, and pitch - but who cares at this stage.......:greenchainsaw:

 

[manual]

I browse this thread; it rings a bell,
Another thread that’s gone to h_ll,

I find it sad, but I also laugh,
Sifting wheat from among the chaff,

I know best, this is THE brand,
This topic always gets out of hand,

Then talk of plastic and silicone,
Paints the thread with a gutter tone,

Those less talented; the very lame,
Always resort to the name calling game,

But alas, I must confess my crime,
Nothing’s more off topic than my rhyme.

Oh Yea I'd say this post went well.
Even put a smile on my face.
Good going guys all in fun. :biggrinbounce2:

 

[ChuckinOhio]

We should be seein'a new... "I can't start my new saw" thread real soon...:hmm3grin2orange:

Gary

That was the only funny post in the whole thread!!


Chuck

 

[manual]

That was the only funny post in the whole thread!!


Chuck

Yea it was. I gave out green reps to all I could till I ran out.

 

[RiverRat2]

Brahahahahahaha!!!!!

Sap has the line tied up - all around him:hmm3grin2orange:

I thinks That Joatmon poem says it ALL!!!!!!!!!!! :monkey: :notrolls2:

+10 Andy!!!!!

 

[ChuckinOhio]

Well the poem was funny also, but it is kind of expected for him to pop up with one.

Nevertheless two funny posts........

Ok Ok, a Sap reference always qualifies as funny, so three it is.


Chuck

 

[spacemule]

Twidder didder, logs & skidders
Joatman had a lime green Poulan
Ran so fast you'd think twas stolen
Blew black smoke so thick and black
killed a whole mosquito pack.

Neener neener, buns and wieners,
Manual's got a wee orange husky,
Swears a lot and says it's trusty.
He could be right for all I know
He'd better be, to hear him blow.

 

[joatmon]

Twidder didder, logs & skidders
Joatman had a lime green Poulan
Ran so fast you'd think twas stolen
Blew black smoke so thick and black
killed a whole mosquito pack.

Neener neener, buns and wieners,
Manual's got a wee orange husky,
Swears a lot and says it's trusty.
He could be right for all I know
He'd better be, to hear him blow.

I don’t know whom you think you’re foolin’
But orange is the color of my Poulan,

‘Tis Orange in color and 372 in name,
Number 1 in the Chainsaw Hall of Fame,

A WildThing certainly has its place,
It’s a fetish for you now isn’t it Space?

Now Space from all your posts I’ve read,
That must be what’s inside your head.

 

[Woodie]

I like this poetry stuff! Let me try my hand:

You all suck
Cause I said so.



(Brushing knuckles on shirt front) You still got it, Woodie...

 

[Peacock]

I like this poetry stuff! Let me try my hand:

You all suck
Cause I said so.



(Brushing knuckles on shirt front) You still got it, Woodie...

Roffles!!!

 

[joatmon]

Roffles!!!

Good, ain't he?

 

[2000ssm6]

I like this poetry stuff! Let me try my hand:

You all suck
Cause I said so.



(Brushing knuckles on shirt front) You still got it, Woodie...

I'll try also:

Your 2171 could'nt cut a quilt
the 440 has it's milk

 

[joatmon]

I'll try also:

Your 2171 could'nt cut a quilt
the 440 has it's milk

Come on guys. Don't try this at home. I know I make it look easy.

Jack

 

[2000ssm6]

Come on guys. Don't try this at home. I know I make it look easy.

Jack

Yeah, I'm done. Those 2 rhymes took to long, kinda like starting a Husky

 

[GASoline71]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Gary