Mornin whoreders!
Been a long fun filled weekend!
Had a good time with my girls
They go back this afternoon and I go to work
Found out the exwife is still being a :censored:
Time to make her life hell!
Send 2 dozen red roses to places of employment.
All cash.
One to her from Juan the Poolboy or whatever.
Wait 3 weeks.
Send the other one to her current bunkmuffin.
Sign it with his name and
"I love the way you make me sweat in the morning.....
Luv Bruce.
His entire work place will know what is on the card before he does.
Must be delivered to the front door of his workplace.
The ex won't give him kwap.......
But the more he denies at work...... The worse it looks.
And his coworkers can say all the PC things
"I think it's nice you found someone who cares"
"I think it's nice you are proud of your "alternate lifestyle"
It was one of my finest hours.
Contract jerk kept giving out office girl Kwap.
He said he knew who sent them. An ex boss.
He calmed right down. Didn't leave his desk after that.
It was good.