I know, that is what I like about this site, the joshin' between the users.
I've had many guys work with me as groundsman and wanted to give climbing a try. And I haven't had one stick to climbing yet. I even had one guy some how put a tree spike in his hand. He wasn't about 15 feet off of the ground and he started yelling, I looked up and his hand was down by his feet and the spike was sticking though the skin between the thumb and pointy finger. To say the least, he hasn't ask to work with me again. Not even as a groundsman.