This is an Outrage!

[Gypo Logger]

Sorry, forgot my kitchen.
John

 

[Dennis]

Cripes John!! And you say Robyn is a cleaning wench..what is she cleaning? the pipes...well ya better leave my girl alone!! I am going to kick yer Cdn butt..I notice you had a fresh pot of coffee on...at least something was fresh on there...sheesh...tell Robyn to call me...

-If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?

 

[Dennis]

oh yeah..forgot to mention Eric...dont even think about her...I dont care if you can eat two pounds of bacon and twelve eggs at breakfast...yeah...thats right..John told us....you ate him out of house and home....what I am getting at is dont touch my Robyn...she is a taken woman....grrrr

-A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

 

[mryb]

Dennis. How can I not touch something I already had my hands on when the sawed off RUNT wasn't looking? Or do you mean from now on? Besides I gotta keep Robyn warm in RUNT'S house cuz it is so cold in there that he has to leave the refrigarator door open to warm the joint up. I don't think he was ever taught to close a window. In fact he keeps a snow shovel in the house to shovel the snow that blows in the window.
As for the 12 eggs, 10 of 'em where Robyn's. Besides thats all the little RUNT'S fryin' pan would hold...Rick

Keep the loggs flying....
P.S. As for the Grrrr....I can do that too....Grrrrrrrrrr...

 

[Dennis]

Rick..you have to remember I know where you live....leave my girl alone....

-Have chainsaw, will travel.

oh yeah..your decomp button is on its way...

 

[kdhotsaw]

lunch at john,s

Hello John,
Your living room picture picture looks pretty good but i think i'll pass on that invitation to have lunch with you. later

ken

 

[tree monkey]

i have a 750 homlite for sale. great shape, runs good.
make offer
later

 

[HUSKYMAN]

Tree monkey click on the auction icon at the top and put it up for auction. Just like Ebay but its free

 

[mryb]

Dennis,
Thanx on the decompression Plug. Hopefully when Robyn gets my mail, she will have it installed before I get home....Rick

Keep the loggs flying...

 

[Dennis]

Rick, now that is just plain mean....

-you don't know anything about a woman until you meet her in court

 

[mryb]

Dennis, What do you mean by that? Having her work on my saw before she finishes cleaning Lambert's kitchen?...Rick

Keep the pots & pans flyin'....

 

[sedanman]

Grandad told me a woman was an attachment you screwed on a mattress and it did your houswork. Grandad had 4 ex-wives!

 

[svrfsvp]

An ex-wife is the best kind of wife to have. Having 4 is even better than just 1. Your old Granddad sounds like he knew how to live...

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hey Ken, ya gotta come over for lunch to help me sort thru all this stuff. Robyn wont have anything to do with it.
Jay, I think your 088 is in there somewhere. Get out here so you can help me fight off Dennis and Rick, they are trying to steal my house wench away from me.

 

[Kevin]

John, is that your wreck room?

 

[Toneman]

Hey John,
would you happen to have an old muckaluc (?) 140 in that mess?
Really don't know how you would go about finding anything in there.
Anyway, let me know what comes out of your treasure hunt.
Tony

 

[tinman]

hey while you're lookin' what about an 045 or 056.that room looks like a gold mine

 

[mryb]

Where is John Lambert been hiding? I hope he is alright. I haven't heard from him in a few days...Is it possible that he coulda had a "sawslide" in his kitchen & he is trapped? If so, he must be in heaven....Rick

Keep the loggs flying & the saws sliding....

 

[svrfsvp]

My 088 is in there? Oh yeah, I think I see it now. Way over there in the back...

Heck, it's so far back in there that even the thieves at Purolator couldn't find it! That's goin' some, I gotta tell ya...

And how can you keep your house so neat and clean - I wish my place looked so presentable. You know, when you use your kitchen as a wood drying kiln, the place tends to look a bit messy. That's what I have found, anyway.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Jay, I see you spotted the 088, will expedite Monday. Arent you glad now you have an 090 after they have been discontinued? It's a keeper for sure. What other saw could we find that has been made for the last 45 years with parts still available?
Coffees On.
Happiness is a Warm Chainsaw